How we roll.

Flying on that downhill run from Zaragoza to Barcelona, train hitting 293kmph.🚄

Dope.

Most days I’m just hoping the 2/3 isn’t running local between 72nd & Times Sq. 😂

Bit of a bucket list activity for me, even if I’m not a Madridista. #RealMadrid

Remember when Tucker Carlson said “why wouldn’t we be on Russia’s side?” in the Ukraine war.

This is why. This is totally why.

Service academies on the perch. Nice.

So…you like New Jersey by any chance…? 🤔👀

More of an INTJ myself, but I appreciate the Myers-Briggs bathrooms at SI Stadium (RBA). #JustKidding

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The #RBNY goal featured a goal & assists from 3 players who are a combined 50 years old (17+17+16). Three.

Going to go cry in the shower now…see everyone next week. #Bye

“Good teams win games 1-0.”

- Thierry Henry

#RBNY

I’m surprised we didn’t give up the obligatory “they had one counter attack all half, and scored on it” goal. #Progress

He’s playing like Tres Santos at the moment. #RBNY

Girding up our loins for another season of “hey, whatever. You never know.” #RBNY

I’m super excited Orlando had zero plan to stop the one thing RBNY has been trying to do every game for 11 years. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Another killer setback in the fight against nominative determinism.

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Feel like we need a podcast episode about what this return means for New Jersey Fashion, @theoffsiderules.bsky.social 😁.

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Not minor but still great: Had lunch with Jonathan Bornstein at the 2008 Supporters Summit before MLS Cup. He was very nice, we chatted for ~ 20 minutes.

I also once asked Ed Koch if he won the Frank Purdue lookalike contest. I was 6.

Note: kids are brutal.

Oh-No.

Unreal that Indiana won the Big 10. Ohio State was excited that they finally beat Michigan for the first time in a while and the joy lasted for only seven days.

I cannot believe that result just happened. Wow.

That’s a favorable draw, nice.

United States avoid Morocco, thank God.

Notre Dame just threw a 84 yard TD on a fake punt, good lord…that’s hilarious.

Brian Whitecaps, build the statue already.

Short of a Vladivostok - St Petersburg final…it’s gotta be…

They should call it the Skymiles Derby or something. 5,600 miles round trip.

World Nude Bike Days notwithstanding…

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Pulling for the Whitecaps here. Why? Well, if you’re not rooting for an MLS Cup Final where Vancouver beats Miami 4-3 on a brace from Brian White while Messi scores only once, you’re just doing it all wrong.

Embrace the chaos, sickos; this is our time.

Coming out of my Cave,
And I’ve been doing just fine,
Gotta gotta kneel down,
So I can bless you all,
It started out with a rib,
How did it end up like this?
It’s was only a rib, it was only a rib…
Adam’s falling asleep,
Eve is having a gab,
Snake is chatting her up,
And she’s falling real bad

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Good luck tonight to all of the @cloud9goth.bsky.social @gothamfc.bsky.social fans. ✊🏻🤞🏻

Good God save some for next June…

#USMNT

Pochettino with a two year long rope-a-dope master class…. Lull everyone to sleep by playing like ass for 18+ months, then hit the turbofans when no one‘s looking and fly right by… man is a genius 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Meanwhile Landry Shamet is playing his way into a mandatory after game drug testing.

31 points ?!?!?!

#Knicks