Yes ❤️ I’m so sorry

I guess they’re trying to avoid pile ons ?

The celebrity usually known as “Mr nice guy”

Getting the kids to gentle parent each other as a life hack (do not ask me how many times a day they tackle each other)

Yesterday morning 4 was helping 2 reach a plate for breakfast, but 2 didn’t like the color of it

“NO THATS NOT PINK ITS RED!”

4, calmly, in a singsong voice: “no thank you, that’s not the one I want”

To be honest I think if nothing else it’s useful for *reading* cursive

It’s playoff hockey time folks

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

A little girl in a blue dress picking pink flowers off a bush in a yard full of purple and white violets

Spring

“Don’t worry, it’s just war”

He has now been telling me all day that no one is just like him 😭❤️

Yes. That’s exactly what I was getting at

today 4yo asked me if I love him or his sister more so I said I love them both equally but that he’s so special and no one is just like him

He thought for a second and said “yeah no one has all my same clothes”

Sorry but if we’re friends this is just how I text. I don’t plan to change I’ll just feel bad about it now

Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

I do NOT want to eat that

The maga brother lives in Florida

It’s the other brother

Caesar salad

Sees her salad

Seize her salad

Go off papa

We have a book that was gifted to us that talks about Joan of arc. We haven’t read it in months. It made an impression I guess

Me: what do you guys wanna be for Halloween this year?

4: maybe like a vampire

2: I wanna be Joan of arc, and have a sword, and be a BAD Joan of arc and fight the ZOMBIES

Noodling over the idea of a toy swap w friends where we cycle around unused toys and get someone else’s. Everything is more fun when it’s new

Look, you are allowed to be a Catholic and say the pope got something wrong. But if you make a public statement like "Looks like the pope forgot a little thing called 'Just War Tradition' that says sometimes God *loves* war," then you are plainly too stupid to be in charge of wars, or anything else.

Oh I read “diner” not dinner. I’m running on baby/toddler sleep brain. Carry on 😂

Omg that’s so sad. I need to get back there clearly

Elmo ???

Oh i should do this

I have a dear friend who has just started telling people that the cia is responsible for ABBA. And I’m like you know what good for them

Completely made up but I believe it now