Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.

- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

They’re down 90% over five years and just laid off almost 20% of their workforce. Of course they are going all in on AI

Oh no - were they here in person?! Eewwww

The Best of the Statler Brothers. 😭😭

Boooooooo

No idea what the context was but this is giving very 2006 “you can NOT use Wikipedia” vibes

An over the sink drying rack with drying dishes

Started backsliding on dishes with the “I’ll do it tomorrow” bullshit. Pulled up my childhood cleaning album, ran a sink of soapy water, and voila

This is so true, lmao

I will now trust InfoWars more than the NYT.

Lololololol

100%

Three slices in and I’m done

…for now

Scoob!!

I’d scold more if I weren’t just as bad

a woman laying on a bed next to a pizza box that says pizza i love you on it ALT: a woman laying on a bed next to a pizza box that says pizza i love you on it

I haven’t eaten in over 50 hours and pizza just arrived

Oh boy

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

theonion.info

Given the legal incompetence of maga lawyers? He may well not

She’s a Platner fan sooooo…..

Sparta kick out the doors

I feel like a USAA commercial in the VA waiting room is cheating somehow

"you don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism"

i can hate a lot of things actually. there is not a limit for me.

🫂🫂🫂

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

There are just so many great quotes to chose from

Whiplash!

Lolololol

There are prehistoric skeletons with evidence of healed injuries and birth defects that would probably have limited their ability to work. But they were cared for and lived their lives, even in a time when food was scarce and life was hard. Kindness and society are fundamental to humanity

Name your fav Futurama quote.

Image of an upset man in glasses and plaid in front of a computer “Just know that this like was given under duress”

Deserved