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Posts by Patrice

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An AI startup CEO on a Forbes '30 Under 30' list has been charged with defrauding investors out of $10 million Joanna Smith-Griffin is latest Forbes '30 Under 30' alum facing criminal charges, joining Sam Bankman-Fried, Charlie Javice, and Martin Shkreli.

The Forbes 30 Under 30 to prison pipeline remains undefeated www.businessinsider.com/joanna-smith...

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well....he is alive!!

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I’m back, putos

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twitter, spill and bsky, but yes

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[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

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charlie from always sunny at his conspiracy board

charlie from always sunny at his conspiracy board

using a mutual's following list to find my other friends

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Tostitos woke things up a bit with those "hint of lime" chips

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Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man

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We are dealing with a manbaby monopoly

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Happy last day it'll feel like the correct day of the week til Thursday to all who celebrate!

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Thank you for validating my feelings, I’m thisclose to make a list of pros and cons 😂

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Letting it plan meals and make a corresponding grocery list

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I’ve been fine with iOS for years but now they’ve brought back the hot pink Razr and I am feeling feelings I’ve never felt before

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Hello this is Jerry Lawson the inventor of the video game cartridge :)

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😂 None of them and it momentarily broke my brain

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This photo of all of Tom Cruise's stunt doubles together is too much, it feels haunted somehow

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Day 3 of not being able to fling open my windows and I hate it.

But Pat Robertson is dead and I remembered I bought a pineapple and can make sorbet so, it’s the little things…

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Check the credits, Quentin Tarantino is lurking in there somewhere

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Day 2 with all in the windows in my apartment closed. This is terrible, I am a windows flung open as soon as Spring hits person by nature, now it’s just me and a fan w/ a hepa filter pretending it’s a cross breeze

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🤣🤣🤣

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Try not to spend it all in one place 😂

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Somebody got big mad at me for saying it in person so I'll say it again (and accentuate it) even louder on all my platforms just because I can: "THE BEST AND ONLY GOOD THING RONALD REAGAN EVER DID FOR ANYBODY WAS DIE."

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It’s google glass if it went to a magnet school. I don’t need to sit in my livingroom in ski goggles to read the internet.

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I understand, cauliflower is a real sometimes food for me, it has to be roasted with a ton of garlic and some sesame oil, if it’s steamed no thank you very much

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I’ve never revisited them, never will. Thankfully no one in my family was big on them so it wasn’t an issue

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Eartha Kitt would be in the replies demolishing people like 2010’s Rihanna - good luck booking that stage you speak of style

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I am entirely too excited that I’m making a lasagna tomorrow with all the vegetables that are on their last gasp in my fridge, I am practically giddy. Is this how Garfield feels?

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Sorry to get political but schools should probably have books

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