I bet you ANY amount of money they did not say to him

So why aren't the bandages on his palms then? You don't really touch the back of your hand when you shake it

Apparently he also called the MeToo movement a "bit of a witch hunt", and once talked openly on am interview about wanting to kill a black guy (not a particular person, just anyone black).

Moro is the fucking goat and I won't hear otherwise

Cherry Ripe? More like Cherry Right In The Fucken Bin

smash

a group of men are sitting around a table with a phone . ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a phone .

Thank you! I take my regime very seriously

omg there's a guy at my work called Alexander Hamilton

There is an artist named Mr Doodle and he coveres his house in doodles and its kind od impressive but it also fills me with extreme anxiety. There is no where for your eyes to rest. Its so overstimulating to me. Its like the visual equivilant of loud music you can never turn off.

He should have switched off Big Head mode knowing he was entering a PvP arena

Jan 6th - perfectly okay

Kids shot dead at school - worth it for the 2nd amendment

Minnesota lawmaker assassinated at home - ehhhh whatever

Actual nazi shot dead - pOliTicAl viOlEncE hAs nO pLaCe iN ouR cOuNTrY 🤡

I hate this lazy "you shouldn't celebrate someone's death" argument. I'm not showing sympathy for these kind of bigot'd right wing fucks who failed to show any empathy for anyone else. Fuck his "what's the definition of a woman" rhetoric. What the definition of a funeral you hate pedalling cunt

30 seconds in and I thought "yeah wow, this is bad. I'm in real trouble here". I even had a little mid-run meltdown moment of "I should cancel my application. This is awful and I need to quit" I did an okay 5k time all things considered but holy shit I need to up the intensity of my training.

So after doing a "new to running" program on the Runna app for the last 5 weeks, and doing pretty good with following it at the gym on a treadmill, I did my first outdoor run today and HOLY SHIT IT WAS BAD. I didn't realise just how different it was, almost like I've never run before.

INCREASING DOMESTIC MANUFACTURING!

I SHARED THE WRONG SCREEN

There's a joke in here about being salty and having crabs but I can't quite make it work

Hey Spotify, here's a free idea: do a better job at integrating when bands I follow are on tour in my city. Keeping track of what gigs I've bought tickets for is the only reason why I still have Facebook. Credit where credit's due, they do a really good job of tracking events.

$265 for Linkin Park tickets? Hahahahahahaha ......... No.

Satire is dead

It also makes it hard to find people.
"Is Dave in today?"
"Not sure, haven't seen him"
"Do you know where he sits?"
"Not really, anywhere on this floor"

One of my biggest work-related icks: hot desking.

WFH is normalised now, so on the days you're forcing me to come into the office, the least you can do is provide me with is a familiar space that I can superficially call my own.

i think it's time to start a new Stardew Valley Expanded farm.

This may be a stupid question, but I've never understood why shoes are gendered?

Why are you so mean to James Reyne?