Masculine? I loved it then because bacon is delicious, I still do!

This isn't Threads, I need to engage EVEN MORE here to make a dent :P

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

I regret to inform everyone that I still care too much about what people think of me

"And when I stab you, I feel happy
Inside"

So, hey, Bluesky, that Mamdani guy, eh?

<3 Thank you, we do try our best.

And oh boy, we all very much agree on the raise thing 🫠

We need a new law that makes it illegal to listen to content on your phone without headphones.

Man, I should make one for my own for HHN Singapore next year

3 year veteran and all I got were t-shirts, literally xD

I've managed to beat the number of followers I had on the hell bird site, on Threads. Some of that being bots don't matter, half my bird followers were bots.

Let's see if I can do it here.

I want to announce me coming back here for a bit. Because somebody has to.

Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.

Oh? Lemme try then

I wish JK Rowling the same as what she wishes trans people

bit.ly/3HLjA1T

the correct serving of noodles at any one sitting is always oodles

“We are not monsters,” the officer told her after she asked if she was safe. “We do what the government tells us.”

Bookmarking this

Fuck playing it cool, let me fall in love with someone chalant as hell for once please

Love FightingCowboy and everything he said is facts.

AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

norman rockwell guy serenely dropping a hot take while standing and surrounded by onlookers

I'm just stretching my legs

I did say that if Captain America: Brave New World had half the quality of The Winter Soldier, I’d be satisfied

Well. Brave New World IS half the quality of The Winter Soldier. And I was satisfied. Imagine that.

waiter: is Pepsi ok

me: is conditioning people to settle for less than they
expected ok

A funny story from my childhood is that it took me weeks to learn how to properly say Czechoslovakia. And when I did? The country split into two. Wonderful. Also confusing to me.

Let us not look over the monumental fact that in the #RoyalRumble, Michael Cole proudly declared that he’s “brat”

I think they’ll want Cody as champ in Mania, but not a bad idea here

Climb the ladder, Jey

Make yourself famous

#RoyalRumble

Or. Stay with me. Sami finds himself facing Gunther one more time, in EC in Toronto. Wins. Becomes world champ, finally. Jey faces Sami. KO butts in, making THAT a triple threat.

#WWE

Now to speculate on what main events Night 1, since there’s no way Cody isn’t main eventing Night 2

Jey vs Gunther? Or a possible Punk-Rollins-Reigns triple threat?

#WWE

When WWE tries, it knows how to make stars.

I doubted Jey Uso, tag team specialist, could be a singles star. I’m using the egg on my face as breakfast now.

YEET

#YEET

Wade Barrett is yeeting. I repeat, Wade Barrett is yeeting. #RoyalRumble

Finn Balor. He’s fine. But he’s also a Tottenham Hotspurs fan. Yeet him out of there. #RoyalRumble