She runs pretty well for a wheelchair user

Hadn’t looked up a Squires cartoon in a while, but the ‘Weyyyyy!’ City guy in this week’s is lovely stuff www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Having to fart about with another non-uniform day at the kids’ school.

‘Earth Day’ apparently.

‘… Keith Chegwin exclaimed at the point of climax.’

Blocked me on Twitter. I have absolutely no idea why, never interacted with him, but he’s obviously a decent judge of character.

I see no issues here.

Yes on both counts, both streets better than the current choices, even if they miss a third of the season.

Employ a designer. I beg.

Could have got a pair just like those off the middle aisle at Lidl for 1/3 of the price.

It’s so etched in it’ll need a young Ferguson or Klopp-type to change the whole mentality of the club. Good luck finding one of them!

Not really, ground is great, 5 or 6 really good - and likeable - players, lots to make the future look bright, just confused why anyone thinks it’ll really change with 25 years of Moyes’ record to go off.

They are sitting in a Moyes-level position. With Everton, United, West Ham, always at best upper mid-table. That’s the limit while he’s in charge. Better than the last five years of course, but doubt it’ll get better.

Excited for the Moyes trademarked great performance a week after losing the one that mattered though.

Nope. They are generationally bad with the baldest man in football in charge. They’ll get better, Everton will keep Moyesing.

Progress!

He’s shite, but he didn’t forget to bother his arse to get back onside for a punt from 70 yards away or wave his leg at an attempted clearance like a yokel trying to clear a thicket with a club, like that big dense object at right back did. They should be 1 or 2 up even if Stan Boardman was reffing.

Around the time they start to put pressure on referees all the time. They’re pushovers that nobody needs to keep happy, everybody knows it, not least refs.

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Still, good that another generation gets to enjoy a Moyes Everton chucking a big game?

Exactly one year ago today:

Not saying confidence ahead of a derby is a bad idea, but so far the Everton social content this week has heroed Beto, Tarkowski and Conor Coady. So, y’know, just putting it out there.

What on earth is this?

Given his complete lack of an inner monologue, I’d fancy him referring to Prince Andrew at some point.

So that’ll be 3-1 them on Sunday, yes?

Check out Billy Bloke Chat here, just call a decorator and get the kettle on.

Also, having given him the keys to the house the only way Moyes leaves Everton now is being wheeled out prone under a white sheet.

Not even particularly difficult to see through it either, every step of the way ignoring the fundamental issues while punching down.

Absolutely wild how this has become an issue from zero to into a manifesto in less than a decade. And mainly because Sharron Davies didn’t win a gold for swimming 50 years ago.

Woman on Radio 2 the other day, recently retired had travelled all over the world but, and quote etched into my brain, ‘not Europe funnily enough, well Spain, but that’s just like another bit of Britain isn’t it’

Of course she was from Yorkshire.