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Posts by Val Caruso
I only lived in England for 3 years, but I still stock up on the Branston whenever I find it! Same with Malteasers.
Why did researchers send #wine to #space?
Why is wine normally not allowed in space?
Why did past astronauts smuggle hooch into space anyway?
We answer these questions (nobody probably wants answered) & more - including how to smuggle cognac into space. glassinsession.libsyn.com/wine-and-oth...
Also, are we just reserving #adultdaycare & #toddlerinchief for the malignant narcissist’s first term?
B/c we still have a sociopath with underdeveloped verbal skills that wants to play with shiny things, make things go boom, post drivel, play Jesus-doctor, & whine all day like a bitch-ass-baby.
Family photograph from Dunapentele (aka Dunaaújváros), Hungary, taken around 1910.
Source: Fortepan.
A good time to talk about Hungarian wine & "crying while feasting," yes? glassinsession.libsyn.com/hungarian-wi... #wine #HungarianWine #WinePodcast #Hungary
One down🇭🇺🍾
I do not have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
I’ve earned those silver strands of intellect
*sigh*
They aren’t sending their best.
The ignorance & arrogance of this vile, chaotic administration is astounding.
A bottle of champagne and a bag of Moon cheese in front of a television tuned into NASA
That’s right, “Moon Cheese”🧀 paired with Drappier Carte d’Or for our splash down happy hour! 🍾
#artemis #integrity #splashdown #reentry
Band from the bathroom: GreenBidet
Sierra Foothills vineyards near Colfax, California (Placer Co., north-east of Sacramento). Photo postcard from c. 1910, by photographer W. E. Banbrock (1864–1939).
Every election post tonight is like "Wow the Democrats won the mayoralty in Racismville. Trump didn't just win Racismville but all of Klan-Guntruck County by 42."
Oh, he’s heard from me; I even got a well-written letter back, but he’s all in on the trumptrash cult.
"The Art of the Colossal Fuck Up"
Gray cat with paws crossed in front of a laptop keyboard
Anyone both-sidesing this will get blocked, their reply hidden, and it's too bad we don't have the tech to be able to reach through the Internet to slap people
This pendejo, who isn’t even good at English, should really consider going to Venezuela, take his vile spawn Uday & Qusay, & his stupidly corrupt junk drawer of a “cabinet” with him. #pendejooftheunitedstates
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The great vine of Hampton Court Palace near London was planted in 1768 while Lancelot 'Capability' Brown was in charge of the gardens. The vitis vinifera "Black Hamburg" is still alive and deemed the world's largest grapevine; 1910 postcard
www.hrp.org.uk/hampton-cour...
“Hitler wanted a Triumphbogen, a triumphal arch, twice the size of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris”
FFS.
And the mouth breathers & rubes in congress refuse to see it….
These little mediocre pusillanimous bitchez can fuq right the hell off.
While they are at it, they can go ask their sky daddy where the scissors are & how to sort their own laundry.
I mean happy chocolate egg & bunny day or whatever.
Sadly, we don’t have serious people at the helm, other than they are seriously stupid and depraved … *takes a sip of lunch Riesling*
"Fata Morgana" (Mirage) Henkell Trocken German sparkling wine advertisement (1911), by Gino de Finetti (Italian 1877–1955). Finetti studied art in Munich in 1899, and moved to Berlin in 1904 and joined the Berlin Secession. With the rise of the Nazis, he moved back to Italy in 1934.
Shooting Star! We have those here in Colorado.
Cat sitting next to Hooman playing piano & looking up at the camera
Happy #worldpianoday to all who celebrate … or just torture the keys with commentary from their smart-ass cat. 🩶🎹🎶🐾
Now YOU can get 2 X $10K bottles of wine (1 has been to space👾)!
They come with a meteorite corkscrew & other #wine toys presented in a “… hand-carved wooden trunk with decoration inspired by "Star Trek" universe, as well as science fiction author Jules Verne.”
🍷🌚
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Why did researchers send #wine to space?
Why is wine normally not allowed in space?
Why did astronauts smuggle hooch into space anyway?
We answer all these questions and more - possibly too much - in the Season 21 Finale of the Glass in Session® Winecast. glassinsession.libsyn.com/wine-and-oth...