goms

*extremely loud deflating sound*

Jiant Penis?

gadget nerds time to shine

A walkoff would be nice

Rob Refslider

It was nice having a lead.

pooper shitwell

Not liking the idea of Brash running two innings but there aren't that many options are there

datacenters

hair metal triceratops

Rob Sacflyner

Fuckin excuse me?

The amount of sign tapping I'm doing

Waiting for Emerson to be called up so I can start calling them the C&C Double Play Factory

Mariners should be getting blown out with how much hard contact they're giving up

Saving this for the next @wrongopinionman.bsky.social Wednesday

The Seattle Error-ners

BREAKING: Baseball continues to be delightfully stupid

Pete Hegseth can handle defense better than the Mariners right now.

Thanks I hate it

I'm a fan

This season so far.

Best of all, we wouldn't have to worry about bad defense if they were able to strike everybody out.