They aren’t even good at being bullies. Also, I forgot Klayman was her lawyer. A real who’s who of the dullest knives.

Who is excited to watch me @mrkbennett.bsky.social, @tryingcasualgames.bsky.social and @kurohitsuki.bsky.social play Magic at 4am this weekend!? I know I am. And we get to raise money for the Trevor Project!!?!! What a dream come true.

Let's get nasty

Gun at Tomball High School. They got to the student before anything happened. Fuck. I love getting these emails.

#tisd #houston #tomball

Tori Amos - "Gasoline Girls" - (In Times Of Dragons) YouTube video by ToriAmosVEVO

New Tori Amos song just dropped. Her piano skills blow me away every time.

#toriamos #gasolinegirls

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I only marry pedophile, not friend pedophile Be best Drawing of Melania Trump

#bebest

I *hate* the TACO (“Trump Always Chickens Out”) meme.

Trump has not “chickened out” on destroying the federal government, putting immigrants in concentration camps, or committing international war crimes.

Backing away from the worst precipice isn’t TACO; it’s a strategy to normalize atrocities.

My friend @rokhanna.bsky.social is absolutely right.

When the President of the United States threatens genocide against millions of innocent people, Democratic leadership should stand in clear moral opposition — not hide behind procedure.

I don’t even know what to say. Weirdos.

#houston #billboard

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie actor Charlie Day has namechecked Luigi Mangione, the suspect currently on trial for the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, as one of his favorite Luigis. https://bit.ly/4trVNGA

April fools is cancelled this year bc every day has been a joke

We may not ever know who Erika Kirk hired to kill Charlie. Bummer.

✅Dream Girl Treatment✅
❌Princess Treatment❌

My daughter before I left to protest today.

“Have another fun day of saying “Screw you!” to a terrible person”

I love her so much. ❤️

Good turn out in The Woodlands! All 4 corners and down Lake Woodlands Dr. ✊🏼

#texas #houston #protest #thewoodlands #nokings

NO KINGS The Woodlands Texas · Common Cause **We have the power and are claiming it together. No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings.** What began in 2025 as a single day of defiance has become a sustained national resistance to tyranny, spreading fr...

I’ll be in The Woodlands for the protest.
Come join us!

#protest #thewoodlands #nokings #fuckice

mobilize.us/s/S2moue

DOJ Lawyer Ejected From Courtroom YouTube video by LegalEagle

If you just can't get enough of the judges in New Jersey dropkicking the Trump DOJ so hard it forced them to finally give up & let someone normal run the place, @lizdye.bsky.social has you covered with her latest for @legaleagle.tv

Believe me, you need this today!

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My Starscream sticker came in and I got a bonus grumpy Megatron sticker that is adorable. My cup has a theme 🫶🏼.

#Dungeons&daddies #transformers #Starscream #murdermurdermurder #etsy

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A raccoon holding a knife with the phrase “I require snacks and law geekery” above it.

*logs in to Patreon*

TikTok of a man in scrubs saying “ FaceTime me that pussy if it’s cool” in response to someone asking “ I can’t tell if it’s discharge or a yeast infection”

A TikTok of a man in scrubs with the title “when you’re on your third catheter attempt” saying “damn girl how many pussies you got”

I’m not sure who has been following the story but…

The male Mayo Clinic medical student who put out those misogynistic “funny” TikTok videos was kicked out of med school ON MATCH DAY. Hahaha

His name is Nick Baumel. He felt so confident he used his real ass name.

Pics from stitches.

I never thought I’d hear “Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and it stinks” coming from a lawyer in court. This was a cuss heavy case, but the others were quotes.
No shade, I just wasn’t expecting it.

My kid ate the last of our lemon blueberry pound cake today and told me I need to go back to Costco for more.

I highly recommend listening to this episode while procuring a pound cake and enjoying it.

Yall should have more snack/recipe recommendations tied to your episode topics.

Dueling: Natures Term Limit

#bringitback

Pardoned fraudster makes a comeback YouTube video by Lawyer Oyer

A prolific fraudster pardoned by Donald Trump is now staging a comeback. Trevor Milton, the disgraced founder of Nikola, is now exploring the aviation industry. He’s trying to raise $1 billion to build autonomous jets. Please share this PSA so nobody gets scammed again! youtube.com/shorts/upXos...

1/ Afroman jury is STILL in deliberations for about four-plus hours. Some of that was taken up by selecting a foreperson & lunch, but this is still a pretty lengthy deliberation for a civil trial - especially one that seems clear-cut for a defense verdict.

I've tried civil cases. My thoughts:

I’ve been watching the Afroman trial and he is fire on the stand. The cops look like such whiny babies. Imagine crying because people at work keep giving you pound cakes. That sounds fantastic. I got a blueberry lemon pound cake from Costco yesterday bc of pound cake guy.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#afroman #poundcake

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I cannot tell you how much fun I had doing this subscriber-only deep dive into Magic: The Gathering, securities fraud, comic books, treasures buried in landfills & so much more!

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Ben Shapiro with comically biggest eye brows

Bro, we have real problems so you can’t break out these eyebrows right now just because no one is paying attention to you.

#genderaffirmingeyebrowenlargement