why is this viral

yay 😁

what's the best search engine i still use google and it sucks big time

just so you are aware you are pretty much the only reason i use this app even a little bit @puddleofbrain.bsky.social

My penis exploded but it wasn’t a horny thing, I was just trying to pop my ears

diet sodie

It makes me sick to see a little guy wandering around with a soda the size of his head

playing tetris on the toilet because this shit is a traumatic event

Calling my old man polycule the board of directors

dentist thank you

im not sure yet but i dont think so

yalls i may be demisexual how do i know

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

Between the fentanyl test strips and the Covid tests I’ve come to consider myself something of a scientist

They’re turning me into a constellation tomorrow

lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds

can you text me all of your posts because i dont scroll on here anymore

Portland century of humiliation

Panera is so stupid. ‘Bread restaurant.’ Fuck you

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

A can of duster electronics cleaner

using one of these instead of a bidet

Me: I hate it when somebody changes their smell

Gf: you know what that sounds like?

Me: apex predator, cave biome

on a seem food diet. if it seem food i eat it

Don't even get political just slap his hand and yell at him about 'why you eating that banana like that"

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

the most important part of my work day is finishing my daily sudoku

i hate when i see a good short form video and then i see the exact same video a few minutes later but mirrored and i never get to know which way is real

Important things are happening at the bird site.