these bitches transing their gender before they trans their operating system

OpenAI valuation

Del 4 lyfe

I can no longer support president trump because he made problematic self insert of my blorbo (jesus of nazereth/bible)

typewriter page that says Feelin' fine.

Corruption trickles down. A society where corruption at the highest levels is blatant, normalized, and winked at tends to become a society in which ordinary people are not only dishonest, but view honesty as a trait of saps and fools too dimwitted to see how the world works.

woooooo!

AHHHHH

I hate both movies but I do love Richard Dreyfuss as Cheney infinitely more than I enjoyed Christian Bale as him

HOW DID I MISS THIS OMG

BLESS U @standard.bsky.social

i gotchu fam

stonehengine.ordoliberal.com

Facebook marketplace Bigfoot sign for sale for $75 that says "Wouldn't cut out of Bigfoot" I believe this is a typo

You wouldn't download a car graphic that instead says you wouldn't cut out of Bigfoot

I stopped engaging after he started blindly trusting/sharing random FB pages that were filled with very recognizably A.I.-generated text and I called him out on it, to no response

Just a lot of "CHECK OUT THIS [OBVIOUSLY A.I.-GENERATED] ANALYSIS OF WHY THE EPSTEIN CRIMES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN YOU THINK" and "THIS IS ALL ISRAEL'S FAULT"

Rick has kinda gone nuts on Facebook and Substack, it's really weird to see

Rick has kinda gone nuts on Facebook and Substack, it's really weird to see

More upset that Rick Perlstein is on there tbh

HER: i love built to spill

ME: {unscrewing the lid of my nalgene behind my back} oh yeah me too

Them: I just love violent femmes

Me: *frantically waving off the peaceful butches* YEP ABSOLUTELY

HER: I love new kids on the block

ME: {telling all my old friends to leave} Oh yeah me too

This one is so good, how did I miss it back in the day

HER: I love Dire Straits

ME: (hastily damming my okay straits so they flow elsewhere) Oh yeah me too

HER: I love panic! at the disco

ME: {shoving my Ativan back into the pocket of my polyester suit} Oh yeah me too

HER: I love Guns & Roses

ME: {furiously canceling order for LARP swords & daffodil arrangement} me too, both great, what a coincidence.

Her: I love Weezer.
Me: {lighting 4 cigarettes at once} Oh yeah, that's {vomits everywhere}

HER: I love The Mountain Goats

Me: *hastily redirects a rampaging herd coming towards us* Oh yeah me too. John Darnielle is a lyrical geOh holy God they are headed towards the town

Her: I love sixpence none the richer!

Me: {throwing my second half-shilling into the storm drain in shame} yeah, uh, me too.