i can never get the timing of a working saturday correctly i’m an hour early once again

my sister got a mystery shopper at work and in the report it said she called out order “67” then laughed

moisturise me moisturise me

been eating chorizo and drinking wine i’m the prune woman

my pension is up 27% this month what is going on

controversial take but the day before you came is my all time favourite abba song

my man keeps referring to tomodachi life as “your tamagotchis”

i like megan the stallion and megan moroney because any woman that puts the name megan in a good song is my best friend

yday i bought a 48 pack of ibuprofen because it was the only non name-brand one available and the pharmacy guy apologised for it being so expensive (£1.80) and it pure flashbanged me to when i lived in dublin paying €10 for a pack

i’m so old i remember as a teenager being able to get a return bus ticket to newry and a kfc snackbox for £5 total

my throat is sore and my nose is runny the next 4-5 days of my life are going to be miserable

my bfs passport expires on my bday so our birthdays are just sitting next to each other on his passport. i’m happy for them

some old woman just insulted my shoes purposely loud enough for me to hear there is genuinely something mentally wrong with baby boomers

i’ve got a pretty long fuse, i’ve got some pretty tattoos, i get a lot of good news

i’ve been rewatching peep show continuously for 10 years now. the ultimate background noise comfort show

wine drunk got me googling “what does despacito mean”

I’M A BITCH I’M A LOVER I’M A CHILD I’M A MOTHER I’M A SINNER I’M A SAINT I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED!!!!!!!

i was born on a friday afternoon in the summer.. so me so beautiful

playing switch in bed on a sunday and the rain is BEATING down on my window i love my life

no man is an island lowkey

pints w my boyfriend on a saturday. might get chicken wings later depends how i feel

bought margaritas mix and it’s carbonated what if i called the police

i love fast car but i’m rarely in the correct emotional headspace to listen to it

just dropped a piece of gum on the ground and my bf goes “leave it” like i’m a dog

i have to work 1 saturday every two or three months and i act like i’m being shot everytime

why do americans say penny instead of cent #thinking

checked how much ONE night in a hotel in my hometown would be. €209 euro. sound. yous are never seeing me again.

i love ur body i love ur mind. they will change. so will mine :)

men don’t understand the singular they until a girl is in a story they want to tell their gf