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Posts by Matthew Whitaker

Watched Send Help the other day. I wish the rat part was what we thought it was. Would have made for a "darker than Misery" moment.

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Saw someone on X that is building an AI Chatbot that will slowly convince those susceptible to AI Psychosis to murder the 50 billionaire families destroying the world. I can imagine there will be a lot of investors. #LuigiBot

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I cannot watch movies with Jeremy Renner in them anymore. He always looked like a weasel piece-of-shit, but I ignored my instincts.

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I noticed at some illegal download sites that a lot of Chuck movies are trending. Funny thing, it is all of his shitty ones. What a way to remember the man. Forget Forced Vengeance, let's watch Forest Warrior.

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Perfect!

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Chef's kiss

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Why do people in police bodycam footage always yell, "You're hurting me!" Like, duh, that is what the police do. They get off on it.

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I started watching Silo and after the first couple episodes it started to dawn on me that....they weren't leaving the silo any time soon.

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THIS weekend! Woooooo!

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We just need a lot more Luigis in the world. 1st amendment right to 3D printers.

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Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Jim Davis quote - “Today, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

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Explains "The Smashing Machine"

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This dog helped me to quit drinking. Good boy!

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I believe that anyone who said "She had it coming" deserves to lose a loved one to violence. Simple as that.

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Why did the Asian lady let all the vampires in?

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Number one old man, butt cheek game of 2025 is Alan Wake II

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I also refuse to perform at the “Adolf Hitler Family Playhouse”

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Lee Minors is a pedo.

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Imagine living your whole life as the fucking bongo guy.

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Please, baby-jesus and quark monster, please! #Zendaya

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What we all need is more #Unity

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In company of bears.

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Plants run from me, metaphorically Touch grass I guess?

Plants run from me, metaphorically
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Say hello to Sir Meowington.

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I am trying to determine the worst popular song in the world. Right now In the Summertime by Mondo Jerry is the winner. It is a jeering, greasy song. Can you find a worse one?

Some that have recently competed:
Don’t worry, be happy
Aquarius
I could walk 500 miles
It’s raining men

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Make It a Game Survival has to be fun, or there’s no point really.

Sometimes you have to fuck around to find out. Make It a Game! open.substack.com/pub/goodmorn...

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Sick fucker.

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Poo Poo Log

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Me and my baby.

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I made a thing for my glasses Clutter be gone. Sort of.

How-to super organizing!

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