always a relief to find out that you can assemble ikea furniture harmoniously with a new partner

oh dear i’m so sorry

ABC news headline Artemis 2 crew faces mental physical strain in deep space

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

yup, salem

two small kids on a path in the woods next to a sign that says “entering the land of snow white and the seven dwarfs”

a small child in a blue bird print shirt and cowboy boots enters a witch’s mouth

two small children going into a colorful candy house

kids riding a brightly colored train ride

enchanted forest exceeded expectations, 10/10

incredible. vindicated by dashboard confessional is our current lullaby

4yo: “what is a kubernete??”

every word is pain

“older than most of us” this hurts, josiah 💀

“They threw my dad out like an animal, and now I have no dad.”

Paulino Martin San Pedro was an Oregonian. He was a beloved community member. This administration murdered him.

His family has a gofundme here: www.gofundme.com/f/keep-pauli...

Punk rock is when you ask autocomplete-on-steroids to replicate patterns normalized across popular artists’ work, right? “It resists ideology” is one of the most hilarious things anyone has said about the Ideology Repetition Machine.

He made a fake ICE deportation tip line. Then a kindergarten teacher called. A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.

The thing about this is that we gotta know this woman's name & where she works. Then again releasing that info endangers this family & others in her orbit. Then again they are in continuous danger while this woman walks the earth let alone works in a school www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

It’s called R

damn this is wild

nanonext 1.8.0 nanonext 1.8.0 adds a low-level streaming HTTP/WebSocket server to R's web infrastructure, with TLS support, new async primitives, and redesigned documentation.

nanonext 1.8.0 is out - R now has a streaming HTTP/WebSocket server with bundled TLS.

Runs alongside Shiny in the same process. We're already using it at Posit to explore new real-time capabilities.

#Rstats #tidyverse

tidyverse.org/blog/2026/02/nanonext-1-8-0/

can’t not hear and see:

just make sure you color code the cells so you know which values are slop

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

What a “Melania” Cinematographer Hoped to Accomplish Dante Spinotti has had a legendary Hollywood career. Why is he making propaganda for the Trump family?

i don't know if i've ever seen a chotining where chotiner gives up in the middle and goes "ok buddy. here's your petard." www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

“I don’t know what TriMet will do. I don’t know what I’d recommend, except to say that a city with Portland’s pretensions to sustainability should not be in this position.”

yes lol

Mood in minneapolis right now

the children are protesting from inside the camps. i hope they know that we hear them.

Mass abductions in Woodburn shift focus for farmworkers’ union’s approach to legislative session The union had plans for addressing farmworkers' wages and collective bargaining rights, now they are solely focused on immigrant justice and safety

In February, legislators will return to Salem. PCUN had a legislative strategy to press for higher wages for farmworkers and secure their collective bargaining rights.

Then more than 2,000 of her fellow Woodburn residents disappeared — abducted by masked thugs carrying guns and badges.

This appears to be true of the Oregon family detained while seeking emergency medical care

ICE detains family seeking emergency care for child at Portland hospital The Venezuelan parents and their 7-year-old daughter entered the U.S. legally.

The Venezuelan parents and their 7-year-old daughter entered the U.S. legally.

ICE is sending these kids to the concentration camp in Dilley, Texas, where they're preparing to have so many children that they're opening a new school there. They're actively hiring teachers now. I reported on it last month. We have to get people out of there.

Community effort in Woodburn forces ICE agents to leave town Residents in Woodburn say they are taking matters into their own hands when it comes to immigration enforcement in the city.

They locked their key fob on the car. Protesters paid tow truck drivers not to help them lol

What an absolute circus shit show that was wildly unneeded. A lot of people should be embarrassed but they wont be