I start substitute teaching Wednesday. I am both excited and vaguely nervous.

I have never been to a Catholic funeral before, but I never expected so many similarities to Rocky Horror.
#Rocky
#CallAndRespond
#Never_Saw_Someone_Go_Down_On_Their_Knees_So_Fast_For_Something

I, too, am Team Oyster

Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

In American English, it isn’t an idiom as much a quote ascribed to Benjamin Franklin.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and making a funny face . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and making a funny face .

Got one to many uhus in my Cthulhu, lads.

Found the last box of presents

Best timeline

Drunk, wrapping presents, listening to Dropkick Murphys when I notice an entire shipping box of wife-presents have disappeared.
Also, my Erta Soupa won’t liquify the split peas.
Fuck it. Going to bed

Make sure to save some time for staring off in the mid-distance after you finish.

Airwolf implies Earth, Water, and Firewolf.

That a right-wing lawyer just suggested before the Supreme Court that Americans don't have a right to not conform is... a real mask-off moment in a way I suspect is not going to get enough attention.

AP WIRE 3.24.25 BREAKING: In a strongly worded diplomatic communiqué, Penelope Hegseth demanded that China halt its invasion of Taiwan because it’s Monday and China knows PERFECTLY WELL Mondays are hard for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth

let me be very clear that if you’re making the “the democrats should distance themselves from trans issues” argument now, you would have been on the side of “maybe AIDS is simply what gay people deserve” in the 1980s and 1990s

going to be very annoyed if in 3-4 years elite Dems start breaking out the “most important election of our lifetime” line again because buddy, there were, unironically, two Most Important US presidential elections of my lifetime, 2016 and 2024, and the party fucked up both of them royally

Apparently my “first ever” migraine is caused by rapid pressure fluctuations.
I must be an Alpha Male because this body shouldn’t be out of testing yet.

I’m very nearly to where I was Over There in terms of follower count, & a (potential) benefit is that I could run another TTRPG survey… if I think I can get reach.

I’m going to make a short thread, where a “like” indicates that you are a person who could/would fill out a brief survey. Please share.

Redwyrm's Guide to Using Bluesky: 🧵

1. The Following feed is a chronological feed of the accounts you follow. You can customize it to show reposts and quote posts or not show them, but it is just the stuff that the accounts you follow are posting.

If it is boring, follow more people.

1/9

I made an oaken Pell (sword fighting target) wrapped with hemp rope that I have used exactly 3 times.

Oh magic Al Quarithim. Grant me likes to bleed my soul

Tweet from Andy Borowitz with image of Matt Gaetz’s face, reading “When QAnon said they wanted to bring pedophiles to justice, I didn’t know this is what they meant.”

Oh myyy

I’m related to Black Jack Ketchum, the first and only man to die by automated hanging machine.

Getting lunch then going to Leftistly go plant some pew pew beans.

There is a link between Sun Tzu’s Art of War and the Mystery Cult of Bill the Cat.

Welp, time to get my head bolts tightened