Do I know anyone shit hot at photoshop who could do me a favour?

White man with brown tousled hair lit by blue and pink lights. He is squashing his own face in mental agony. An Avatar poster is seen behind him (related)

White man with brown tousled hair lit by blue and pink lights. He is squashing his own face in mental agony. An Avatar poster is seen behind him (related)

@benpartridge.bsky.social after seeing "Avatar: Fire and Ash"

love starting a carol with "god rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay", it's the equivalent of starting a phone call with "okay so it's all fine, DON'T freak out"

As the Whamageddon discourse once again rears its ugly head, a reminder that @benpartridge.bsky.social already figured this one out.

Newsletter Number Fourteen Is my film shit?

New newsletter here! open.substack.com/pub/benjamin...

Thanks Justin!

Brilliant.

This is such a nice way to spend 15 minutes. Very funny and strangely sweet.

Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.

Thank you!

Very kind GHC! Thanks for your input 2 years ago!

Daddy Superior - Short Film YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge

My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube!

Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...

Beef

My name is David Piss

Icklewick FM

Thanks Richard - I spoke to her yesterday and it sounds ideal.

Thanks Richard! I have another thing to record this month and I'l look into Suzanne.

Hello! I'm looking for somewhere to record an upcoming @beefanddairy.bsky.social episode. It's basically an audio drama but I am wondering if it's possible for me not to hire a £££ studio for the day and instead hire a room somewhere in London where I can use my own kit. Any ideas?

New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II.

Feat:
@sueharrison123.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
Sammy Dobson
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
Mike Wozniak

Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!

There used to be lots of websites where you could download Youtube videos in high quality easily (and, I'd imagine, illegally) but they don't seem to exist or work anymore. Anyone have a recommendation?

Thanks! But sorry, I'm not a COMPUTER HACKER. (I have no idea what I'm looking at here!)

There used to be lots of websites where you could download Youtube videos in high quality easily (and, I'd imagine, illegally) but they don't seem to exist or work anymore. Anyone have a recommendation?

I promise I'll start making some episodes that aren't about diseased cow arses soon.

The Future Of Podcasting Is Here, And It Sucks | Defector This week, Left of Dial published its Essential Listening Poll, a compilation of the 100 best podcasts of all time, according to industry creators, writers, and scholars. (Disclosure: I was invited to...

Great article about the past and future of podcasting: defector.com/the-future-o...

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Here me out: a Trevor and Simon Waiting For Godot.

Newsletter Number Thirteen Hello there!

Just sent out a newsletter. Newsletter Number Thirteen open.substack.com/pub/benjamin...

Come to Beef and Dairy LIVE in London! (or stream it if you live in Cape Town or similar)

Video of one of our live shows at this year's Machynlleth Comedy Festival is now up over on our Patreon for Sean Bean tier members.

Here's a clip: Ben tunes his banjo.

patreon.com/threebeansalad