“Yeah, she got the house n’all”
“Aye. Same”

“Nice jacket”
“Whatever”

Oh for fu…

I’m not quite there yet…

“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”

JK Rowling in hell, laughing in a very evil way

jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation

the photo:

Sunday vino

Won the pub blind card last night

Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌

When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…

I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.

“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”

He’s always been awful

“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”

“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…”

I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…

Vibe

As they all did. And did with honour.

I don’t think any conscripted soldier went to “fight for medals” - it was duty, wasn’t it?

Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”.

Would you support that?

My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…

Got a refund on my student loan…

Cheers 🍻

Cheers 🍻

Sunday…

Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation.

Think about that for a minute…

The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again.

Another “win” for privatisation. 👍

This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.