cleaning a contact off in your mouth *should* work great, like all your face juices should get along

Liora the Kimberley rock monitor cuddling her brontosaurus neck on her mommy’s hand

Brontosaurus neck cuddles!

you've got the whole squad wailing in agony

A grey metal vault door over a common kitchen cabinet. The text reads: This vault saves lives. Keep medicine and other poisons locked up out of sight and out of reach of kids.

Tell your contractor you want the *good* kitchen cabinets. It's National Poison Prevention Week.

public libraries are a standing rebuke to the powers that have overtaken our government, because libraries are *radically* democratic. everyone is granted civic standing, including children, who are powerless and voiceless. But the library grants them rights. that is extraordinary. defend it. 📚

Introducing myself on the business zoom by stating my name, preferred pronouns, and preferred term for my genitals

no no you made it better

Mr. Bungle YouTube video by MstrSpartan117

Mr Bungle was named after an educational film about a character who messes things up a lot! It was featured in the original stage version of the Pee Wee Herman Show! youtu.be/2XGG1NouAzg?...

learning that mr bungle is a band and not a character who messes things up a lot. like amelia bedelia.

Google query, • explain mr bungle to my boyfriend, with the suggested searches, how to talk to boyfriend about mr bungle, mr bungle safe for boyfriends, do boyfriends know about mr bungle, mr bungle bf dangers, mr bungle startled my man, mr bungle wrecked my romance, me bingle bf tricks, bungle boy hazard.

five more minutes

Wake up, it’s time to kill again

bunlith holding a halo 1 pistol and looking dramatic in the rain with the text 'lord forgive me but its time to go back to the old me' over it

halo 3 is currently two dollars and forty nine cents

people on bluesky: they're gonna ban parody! they're gonna make jokes illegal!

rem and i with intentionally misleading handles:

RIP Princess Diana you would have loved shitposting

@skeetstats.xyz !optin

I wonder if I'm classified as an essential worker on bsky dot app

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

hello friends and foes

Pesto, a very large king penguin chick - still covered in brown fluff

I met Pesto

also some other penguins were there

hello friends and foes

nintendo fans: switch 2? switch 2 is coming?
reggie: meet alarmo. hes an alarm clock that costs $100

i'm junji ito funko pop

@skeetstats.xyz !optin

i posted too hard and broke my shield

i appreciate all the likes i get on my tit pics but must say the ones from dudes whose profile picture is just their chin and neck hit least hard

junji!
ito!
funko!
pop!

and then i will learn humility

im healing im growing im learning i am going to become god soon