People will start selling 80% uppers but for knives

Did it earlier today til sleep deprivation caught up with me but it was pretty sick until then

They should expand the definition of knife crime

I see people in my life doing food prep with steak knives all the time and it still feels like I'm looking into a portal to Hell

At an Irish pub in Providence full of old heads and they're playing The Postal Service?! Pretty fuckin sick actually

(when I say stuff to other people and think about what I said) damn fuck I am weird as fuck. Crap

One thing is for sure, no they don't

Hi I'm extremely stupid and have been hit in the head 45 times in the last year and I totally agree

This shit's boring who cares

Hey I'm at the protest and was just curious if anyone who isn't there and whose entire praxis is posting has any strong opinions on discipline

Astronauts should be showing hog

Oh people love Oscar but Bert is a jerk? He’s a literal monster living in a garbage can who hates everyone. If you relate to Oscar turn yourself in to a laboratory so they can get better at profiling killers

We love A Ghost

Damn I'm not cool to the people whose brains have been melted into a pool of sludge by 2020s-era social media. Oh well

Yep

Oh okay then it's fine that he did it too

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

Describes the average famous american wrestler.

Describes the average famous japanese wrestler

Wrestling, As I Have Come To Understand It (2024)

Sorry to hear that man

They should make aspirin you can do like cocaine

I support their goal but they would manage to find a way to make doing so uncool as a spectacle

Reads like Ariel Pink doing a cover of Vengeance by Converge

Just watched the first two episodes of Yaiba and it felt so much like watching Dragonball for the first time. Really liked Minami Takayama's comedic acting

Forget Brave New World we need uhhh Cowardly Old Country and everything makes you feel bad

Some people might find this a little extreme but I think if you turn on a leaf blower you should be instantly vaporized by an orbital laser

Shut da fuck up

I looked something up and didn't read it. Prepare to be humiliated 😏

Cricket from Always Sunny saying "I don't give a shit about the troops"

Who cares man

Hm, no, I don't think anyone can