He’s not very good AND it was supposed to be Noah Eile and Justin Che back there. Oh what could have been.

I don’t blame Red Bulls for selling Eile, it’s the nature of the game, but I do blame Bradley a little for not adjusting his game plan at all.

It’s phenomenal content, though.

In my town there is a contingent of people who love to say our downtown lost its quaint village feel. They’re mad about apartment buildings that have replaced a 1) vacant Blockbuster 2) giant parking lot, 3) vacant used car dealership, 4) bankrupt lumber yard. All within 5 mins walk of the train.

I assume this is because, if Democrats win enough total votes to get 3 of 5 seats in a district, the 3rd place Dem may still have fewer votes than the 3rd place Republican?

This is like if pollen allergies had a Bluesky account

It is summer 2022. A man walks into a London antiques shop. Picking up an old lamp, he polishes it with his sleeve. A genie appears.

"What is your wish, master?"

"I wish Arsenal had a chance to win the title every season!" the man exclaims.

"A chance, you say?" the genie replies

Who could have guessed the fail whale was migratory?

An illustration of the fail whale. This is part of the error message users saw in Twitter’s early days when the site was over capacity or otherwise experiencing issues.

A lot of the people complaining about Bluesky’s glitches seem to have forgotten about this guy

Further evidence for my thesis that our nation’s strategic xDog reserves have plummeted to record low levels over recent decades. Exhibit A, this USMNT vs 2010’s

Sorry, I’m confused - what’s “this”? Both Tutul’s ranking and the ASA metrics include non US eligible players.

Curious about Donkor. I love him too, but I’m a homer - been a RBNY fan since forever. ASA’s G+ metric thinks he’s mediocre to bad. What are we (or they) missing?

Chef Boyardee is WEAK on Crime

Woke pope

Many are saying

* CAPTAIN ADMITS HE DIDN’T KNOW HE COULD USE MULTIPLE SLURPS ON SINGLE APE

Meanwhile, somewhere in Washington, Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer meet over breakfast to decide whether to focus on the price of gas or the price of eggs today

Accurate Rochester weather!

Some kind of large, rectangular HVAC equipment with Reznor written on it.

I named him Vent

It’s bigsfoot, please.

Yes, the guy who wrote a book about the race to develop a vaccine against Sun Covid led by a de facto world government (run by a woman!) where the action revolves almost entirely around bridging cultural divides… glad he avoided woke themes!

Democracy is metal af 🤘

Georgism ftw

Mistakes of inexperience. You see it in the state of the roster as well ("let's speedrun our multi-window rebuild" - there's a reason teams don't try this). But MB and JdG have the right ideas. I can live with that.

Horvath is either making crazy saves or the dumbest decisions you've ever seen, absolutely no middle ground

too may ballplayers hitting the bean these days

just the crew to make the hormuz run in less than 12 parsecs

There had better be zero Democratic votes to confirm. Looking at you @kim.senate.gov and @booker.senate.gov!

All right-thinking people agreed that Duke was part of the sports Axis of Evil alongside the Braves and Cowboys. Highly suspect to be all in on one of those teams if you weren’t from there.

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

He’s echoing Yarvin by saying the centers of intellectual and cultural production (Hollywood, universities, “the media”, news organizations, etc) are intentionally turning everyone gay and/or childless under the guise of what he’d probably call wokeness, pro-abortion propaganda and climate hysteria.

Not only that but in the US students are often committing to a field of study as 20 year olds in their second or third year of university, whereas in some other countries students are focusing on one or a handful of subjects starting in their mid teens

Also highly recommend the @tedleo.bsky.social cover of Suspect Device!