Coming here to test out my Knicks tweets

I’m being shadow banned on Hinge

TikTok is saying the Ice Bucket Challenge is back?? Recession indicator!

Yeah seems like if your priority is getting Republicans to stream your podcast you might not get whats happening! Or maybe he just sucks.

Jean Smart doing the Reese Witherspoon “I’m an American Citizen” speech on this week’s episode. I see you Hacks writer gays!!!

This fucking Diva off

Idk. I’m bored.

I do think Adam Silver just needs to watch the 1998 All Star Game to realize they should just play the game

Karla Sofia…you will begin to develop a cough

Oh god girl, I know. did you see he’s into jesus now?”

I Love LA in honor of the Luka trade

Straight forward from here for the Lakers:

-Trade Reddish & Wood for Jokic
-Force Riley to amnesty Butler and sign him
-Flip an urn with Jerry West’s ashes for Anthony Edwards

But the Mavs have announced it

Ok but honestly it’s 10:30 in LA and they still haven’t announced the trade. Whats up?

That Luka smoothie at Erewhon gonna be 3000 calories

Seems like a bad time to announce my new gig as Karla Sofia’s publicist

Not sure how much those security cases are doing to prevent crime at CVS because one day I am simply going to smash the glass rather than wait for some lady to come and watch me pick out my dry shampoo

Its giving this

Twink death comes for us all…except somehow Steph Curry

Why do I have to watch so many bloated red faced men talk to each other this season?? #thetraitors

2025 Best Picture Oscar nominees as 30 Rock screenshots

1. WICKED

This tiktok shit really the perfect idiotic own-goal footnote to the presidency of a dying old man who will only be remembered for costing us a chance to save ourselves.

Bethenny on suicide watch!!!

Hot tennis players lifting their shirt up to wipe sweat off their face>>>>

Really can’t say enough about how incredible local LA news has been this week. Even from the opposite coast.

A small number of American online so-called "leftists" continue to celebrate (or be loudly indifferent to) the massive fires ripping through Los Angeles.

I think it's wise to take note of who these people are, and to make sure you never allow them anywhere organizing spaces or vulnerable people.

Really don’t need to hear any sneering takes about the wealth of the Palisades today from people who watched two seasons of Selling Sunset and think they know LA. It’s an amazing place to grow up, it’s a community, people have lost everything, get a grip.

Trying to figure out if your family home is burning down from across the country - wouldn’t recommend!

I will say this gives credence to my theory that sometimes people get so pretty they freak out and have to get ugly for a bit