I have seen those posts, which are usually prefaced with “don’t tell me to break up with him, because I won’t do that”

"Real men don't have time to wipe"

The Price Of Hubris: This Kid’s Crayola Marker Sword Has Broken Into Pieces After He Recklessly Added A Seventh Marker

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Icarus once again flying too close to the sun (attempting to dry two sets of sheets simultaneously)

Boy do I have a 19-hour documentary series for them

Sonic Youth - Diamond Seas Men at Work - Cargo Drab Majesty - Modern Mirror Bailiff, Jessica - At the Down-Turned Jagged

I listened to these records today

Watching Ken Burns’ Baseball, if you drank every time “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” plays, you’d immediately be as loaded as most 1910s players.

He’s already their best forward, right?

With a little bear ejaculate, as a treat

Sounds like you want them to sing

Definitely not complaining about that, I get a ton of use from it

The toddler programming song that I always did in a death metal growl was “Flush and wash and be on your waaaay” from Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood

Love when the Criterion Channel loses my place in a loosely plotted 3+ hour long film

I have the previous reissue of this one. Sixth least favorite Fall seems about right. I am thrilled that Fall Heads Roll just got a new pressing.

Most Distant Object - Volition Q and Not U - On Play Patterns Errors - Magna Encarta Deafheaven - Live on KEXP: Under the Blue Pink Floyd - Obscured by Clouds Low - The Curtain Hits the Cast Pavement - Perfect Sound Forever Morgan, Lee - Caramba Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Slow Riot Callahan, Bill - My Days of 58

I listened to these records today

I just play Tetris to scratch this itch

Like Powerwashing Simulator or whatnot?

I can’t imagine adding Litterbox Excavator, Sink Handler, or Vacuum Lord to my already loaded slate of household tasks.

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, citing the growing epidemic of GY!BE songs being used for entrance music and its impact on the length of games (now often exceeding seven hours), bans them from use.

I am a Major League Baseball relief pitcher. My entrance music is Godspeed You! Black Emperor’s “BBF3.” I will only pitch if it plays in full.

“Come solve video-game problems in real life!”

(Work in a warehouse)

A silver Toyota Corolla with the Massachusetts plate BONO

I often think about how Bono parked his Corolla at the Malden ice rink.

All five members of the Chicago band The Most Distant Object in a blue light at Kalamazoo’s Glow Hall

Two Dianogah dudes and one unretired C-Clamp drummer playing with The Most Distant Object

Tom Fitzgerald of The Most Distant Object singing and playing guitar

Two Dianogah dudes and one unretired C-Clamp drummer playing with The Most Distant Object, again

I saw The Most Distant Object at Glow Hall in Kalamazoo. I knew Frantz Etienne had joined his C-Clamp bandmate Tom Fitzgerald and Dianogah’s Jason Harvey for the new album, but didn’t know they’d be a five-piece live. Synth-y Bedhead? Sea-Clamp and Cake? Excited to bring home their second LP.

Drift - Blue Hour Yes - Tormato Cocteau Twins - The Spangle Maker Yankovic, “Weird Al” - Even Worse Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak Winged Wheel - Desert So Green Errors - Hans Herman Smith, Linda - Till Another Time Hurl - Radishes Guided by Voices - Down by the Racetrack Promise Ring / Texas Is the Reason Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels

I listened to these records today

Rites of Spring - All Through a Life Mekons - Never Been in a Riot Bedhead & Macha - Macha Loved Bedhead Continuals - Never Sleep Budd, Harold & Brian Eno - Ambient 2 Savage Republic - Live Trek 1985-1986

I listened to these records today

When my wife took Kid Artillery to the humane society to just look at cats a week after her cat passed, I told her to bring a carrier.

She needed the carrier.

A wicker chair out on the street with a large hole in the seat and some broken strips of duct tape in an ill-fated repair job.

Two thoughts on Free Chair:

1. I have exactly one instinct on what made the giant hole in the seat.
2. I am delighted by the duct tape suggesting the belief that “I can fix this.”

I would never do that to Red Wings legend Luke Glendening.

(I can’t think of the latter without Curtis Glengarry Glencross running through my head).

Any idea what Pipe Fitter sounds like? Glad to see Walford up to something.

Aerial M - Aerial M Tortoise - Lonesome Sound Tortoise - Mosquito P.E.E. - Now, More Charm and More Tender Windy & Carl - A Dream of Blue

I listened to these records today

The Islanders game in October was close enough. Honestly I’ll take that kind of game over losing a lead / game late.