Still haven’t accepted my car is now going to the scrap yard. A big white SUV I never knew I’d grow to love.

First time in an accident where the airbags deployed. Didn’t see the person running the red light and plowing into me nor did i see the airbags fully inflated. Just noticed they were out and hanging. the weird smell came immediately though. burning plastic mixed with baby powder or something…

No more getting up at 4:45am for my high school sons hockey practices is magical. Next year he can drive himself too so I’m DONE done with it. It’s the little things that keep the sanity train rolling

Obsessed doesn’t really even capture my feelings towards #Satisfactory
I dream of conveyor belts and perfectly balanced machines running at full capacity, despite having Saved the Day(tm) three times already.
#puppiesandorkittens

Time to start the new seeds, and to hope my neighbor keeps his hands off this year. Maybe I should grow security cameras too

Up at 4am so might as well get up and try to sort out life. My body is screaming at me to get back under the blankets. my mind just wants to replay some silly event from fourth grade on a bus ride to the Statue of Liberty. Holly, I didnt understand you were trying to flirt with me!!

Wish they finished the trilogy. Mankind divided just left it all hanging…

Asked my sons for scissors for Xmas, to cut my rapidly growing nose hairs. There’s no easy way to gracefully navigate this getting old stuff

The fall rituals are almost over. Soon to be ‘steezy shredding’ (says the younger boy)

When it came out it kind of became my formative RPG experience. That lead to all the others to come out after. Still can’t call it anything other than Dragon warrior though

Bottles of homemade hot sauce

Saucy

Yes finally killed the boss to get into the citadel! Wait what? He explodes?!? That’s just dirty 😂
(Reason #15347 I love this game) #silksong

Sad sad news. Thoughts to you and your family

Sophia in the Basic Instincts chair scene. Pls don’t block me.

the golden girls take over films: thread

a white rabbit is standing in the grass and eating grass . ALT: a white rabbit is standing in the grass and eating grass .

Bunny decided that one of my grow bags was the perfect place to have her babies. No peas this year I guess #gardening

Dentist also did X-rays. He smiled, paused and then made a deposit on a new ski house in Park City

I swear my dentist chuckles every time I wince in pain. To be fair, can’t imagine a lot of laughs looking in people’s mouths.

With the heaviest, snarkiest, side-eye wink, while using exaggerated air quotes, my 12 year old said he wanted the ‘Easter bunny’ to bring specific candy this year.
I told him, with comparable snark, that the bunny told me to tell him to do more work around the house and stop complaining.

Just had a full on conversation with two rabbits in the yard. They seemed to agree that they won’t eat my plants this year and instead we can form a bond over shared hatred of our neighbors. Time will tell

It’s ‘Fill anything you can with dirt’ time of year to make space for growing seedlings.

Today is the day I’ll be better I swear. I won’t forget things, won’t overlook others.

Splashing noise coming from the bathroom followed by a scream.l of anger.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow is the day I’ll be better…

Tweet: "Have you said thank you once?" -@VP JD Vance - pic of jd Vance looking oddly symmetrical. Why are his pants so tight?

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

Nic Cage on the cover of Blind Melon’s album Blind Melon.

Went skiing for 6 hours. I feel like Tanya Harding sent a few guys with pipes to wail on my legs #gettingold

Miss Piggy wearing a mint green ballgown.

Cardi B wearing the same mint colored ballgown.

celebrities dressed like miss piggy: thread

My son got this cool VR headset for Christmas and being the amazing gamer dad I tried it on and it looked amazing…until I tried moving around. I almost threw up on the spot. -1000 cool pts

A mirror full of mirrors and reflective balls

Silver reflective balls

I keep staring at the pics I took from #wndrboston thankful I am now aware that Yayoi Kusama exists

Really hoping eventually we’ll see a game adaptation of The Name of the Wind. (In a ‘last of us’ ish kind of way maybe?)
Or I dunno, the Neverending Story.

Getting more nervous about my son starting to drive soon. That nervousness is vastly outweighed by the relief of never having to pick him up from a friends house at midnight ever again.