Always ๐งing!
Posts by Patrick
New headshot for the new job!
Frankie Muniz could (still) get it ๐ซฆ
Hair is cut, back is massaged, and martini is shaken: treating myself on my last day of ~FuNeMpLoYmEnT~
Bored at the airport, so posting a thirst trap because my hotel had GREAT lighting ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Singing โDicked Down in Dallasโ next to my little sister who also knew all of the words is an experience I never expected, but itโs something Iโm happy we got to experience that together ๐ฅฒ
When in (gay) Rome
Babyโs first Horse Meat Disco ๐ฅน
Omg, heโs so talented ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
@duncanbwell.bsky.social
**insert joke about drilling your head**
Just downloaded Kalshi, and I foresee that beingโฆproblematic. ๐
Got crabs in Miami
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Sheโs not like a regular mom. Sheโs a cool mom! ๐
I posted an Instagram story last night that had a typo, and I didnโt realize until this morning. Going to go die in shame ๐
I swear to God, if I heard even one โUncle Jeffโ during tonightโs premier, Iโm done for the seasonโฆ
Awry
We do both love a tall man! ๐
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Well, yes.
Bought a new brand of underwear for the first time in years. Canโt wait to inevitably be disappointed in them! ๐
Woke up to no hot water in our apartment. Happy Friday the 13th! ๐ค
Itโs finally warm enough to run outside again! ๐