gotta make sure I keep this lil guy out of the sun, away from water, and never feed him after midnight 🫡

how I look walking around the house with my emotional support water bottle

‘Talk to Me’ Directors Give Update on Sequel to Their Breakout Hit Directors Danny and Michael Philippou may be gearing up to release Bring Her Back, but a sequel to their breakout hit Talk to Me was greenlit by A24 in 2023. The directing duo gave a small but intrigu...

Directors Danny and Michael Philippou gave an update on sequel TALK TO ME 2 and when we might expect it:

Cory Booker has just broken Strom Thurmond's record for longest Senate filibuster ever, which stood for 68 years.

Thurmond set it objecting to the Civil Rights Act of 1957.

Booker set it arguing against authoritarianism.

May Strom's name be forgotten and his memory erased.

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

*speed dating* show me your shot records

i basically assume that people don't like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

Wish I could chew on some Polly Pocket clothing to take the edge off.

a shower? oh, you mean my daily ritual of raising my heat tolerance so that one day i can finally swim in lava

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People should not fear their governments
Governments should fear the people
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This past year I tracked all of the times I cried as a side project out of curiosity and I found out a lot about myself. Here are the results!

this >>> wrapped

Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours 🦃

happy thanksgiving!! today you should :

🌸 support indigenous businesses
🌸 acknowledge that it’s a day of mourning for some
🌸 scare your inlaws
🌸 eat your racist bigoted family members
🌸 remember you can always leave situations you don’t like

Are we all prepared to see knocked loose drop kick jimmy kimmel tonight?

Bring Me The Horizon and Sleep Token are nominated for Top Hard Rock Album at the Billboard Music Awards.

this is where I post from

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

it’s cool being able to scroll through more than six posts without wanting to k!ll myself

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Necronomicon.

v excited to finally skeet