closest i could get to 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 tee hee

HELP but also pretty much yes

Latest portrait commission: Imagine waking up to the High King of the Noldor Ereinion Gil-Galad staring at you with fuck-me eyes only to reach out to his slutty little nightgown and realise it’s the Third Age and the High King is a High Crisp. It was all a sex dream.

#silmarillion #silmart

there are no monkeys in lothlorien

glorfindel suffers from temporal shift induced constipation. the food of the third age does not agree with his tummy. however, he is very brave about it.

thrown back to the depths of sirion each time he hears a HONKHONK

elrond is scared of geese

they call me pengolodh horsecock

truly they add to the sexiness of anyone

i was on a Mission 😈

cummiefinwë son of tittyfinwë

hello hi heres a WIP of my maglordaughter oc Vinyëlirë (unsure if i've yapped abt her on here)

there are intelligent criticisms of genre romance but too many people pick up a book called Seducing The Duke of Cheek Clappingshire, #7 in the Regency Fuck Series and are like “why don’t these books represent women who are happy single?” and you’re like maybe because it’s Seducing The Duke of Ch

Once again I have forgotten this site exists because I am sadly no longer funny enough in 280 characters so please enjoy my last two commissions: Nerdanel and Pengolodh courtly portraits 😁

#silmarillion #lotr #silmart #tolkien

same

(i say, looking disrespectfully 😩)

Latest commission: Maedhros Fëanorian in his Treelit Little Shit™️ era, ie arrogant Years of the Trees prince for feyandferal on Tumblr. Truly went wild with the hair for ‘this guy is literally called Carrots for half his life’ reasons 😈🥕

#silmarillion #silmart #lotr #tolkien

Eärendil is standing on a bowsprit with the sun behind him. He is looking out of the fram smilling with a hand over his head.

Eärendil The Mariner

I think I have been working on this for at least eight months, but I am so proud of how this turned out!!
#tolkien #silmarillion #jrrtolkien #earendil #eärendil #peredhel #tolkienart #silmart #tolkienfanart #fantasy #elves

RIGHT i literally pointed at my screen today and to my partner was like ‘if whumptober was a person’

Ungoliant's silkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Latest two commissions! Fingolfin (post-Helcaraxë ear-frostbite 80s action hero edition) and Maglor (post Dagor Bragollach burn recovery era) ✨

As such, I have two commission slots available at the end of my queue — zizkhanart.carrd.co 😁 #silmarillion #silmart #fingolfin #maglor #tolkien

truly she would challenge him to a FIGHT

Keeping up my ‘remembering to post art here’ streak, here is some Elrond and Celebrían cheek kissing, ie me practicing a semi realistic style! #silmarillion #silmart #elrond #celrond #lotr

art train! no pressure, just vibes 🚂🚂
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Continuing my ‘actually sharing my art here’ streak, here’s a commission from November based on my own fic, featuring Elwing my beloved, pictured here in Aman.

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/73535261
More Silm Art: zizkhanart.carrd.co

#silmarillion #elwing #silmart #lordoftherings

‘oh noooo i’m so sad (pls fuck me)’ - elrond peredhel national anthem

Truly my favourite elf to draw!!!

Elrond 100% cuts grief bangs after Elros dies

an EXCELLENT idea. more elronds with bangs, i say!

I keep forgetting to share my art (or anything) here so have my latest Elrond, who has bangs because if any elf was to have bangs it would probably be Elrond.

#silmarillion #lotr #lordoftherings #silmart

i need you to know that my incest trolling era was BEFORE rahul gandhi and the inc started following me on tw*tter