Tucker Carlson could become a leftist guerilla who liberated ICE facilities and he would still deserve to have his tombstone say "Remember that time he said Trump was our daddy and was gonna give us a spanking? Pretty weird thing to say, right?"
Alright I really can't fuck with Dunkin's prices anymore, but this Mango Refresher whatever the fuck is making me see god
One of Spain's top bullfighters has been left with a "very serious" injury after a bull's horn inflicted a 10cm gore that perforated his rectum.
At a time when mass surveillance and autonomous weapons companies like Palantir are openly announcing their plans for violent world domination, it is crucial that our attempts at “big tech reform” don’t actually give them more power—ie via government mandated age verification/identity software
....What?
Trying to avoid the existential dread of how good these things are getting at normal tasks and instead just turning on my engineer brain and marveling at how sick this is.
It's like the robotics competitions I did in high school dialed up to 11, I'd have so much fun participating in this
Also, now that I know the Denver Ramen Festival exists, that's an easy ticket to book next year
I hate driving downtown, but doing it on a Saturday evening when the Dodgers are in town and there's a food festival in town? Double-triple stacked fuck that. Idc how bad the light rail is in Denver, that's the move next time
Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
Yeah, so like, a perfectly normal functioning operation? Is this supposed to be a hit piece?
Snow on the ground in the second half of April is my favorite thing about the Front Range. Birds chriping, squirrels are active, plants are budding, but everything trimmed with a sparkling white blanket. A great way to close out a terrible snow season
Cool cool cool cool cool cool
The Kool Aid man spills red out of his pitcher while proclaiming “ as Enki, old GOS OF sumer, the seed spilled from my loins formed the river that gave life to ancient Mesopotamia. Now, born anew, I give this gift again to usher in a new age of refreshment. Drink to your fill. Kool-Aid is my cum, if that wasn’t clear.”
Kool Aid Man
The defense secretary is derisively comparing the media to a maligned group of rabbinic Jews, the FBI director is denying reports of drunkenness on the job, the vice president is in a two-front theological war with the pope and Erika Kirk, Donald Trump is still president, and gas is $4. Happy Friday
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
Well...
Unless of course, those Democrats themselves are, ya know...
There’s no excuse why Democrats haven’t flooded the airwaves about the plethora of sex offenders and pedophiles Donald Trump has personally put back into our neighborhoods.
Barrera said her husband said the smell of human feces in the toilet caused a fellow detainee to vomit and, in turn, created a chain of people vomiting. She said her husband is asthmatic and has not received medication to treat his condition. The lack of medicine and the stress of the overcrowded holding cell has left him short of breath and teetering on the edge of an asthma attack, Barrera said. ICE did not immediately respond to questions on April 10 about the conditions of the Mesa or Phoenix facilities. After the publication of this article, Barrera told The Arizona Republic her husband was transferred to the ICE facility at San Luis Regional Detention Center at about midnight. The San Luis Regional Detention Center is in Southwestern Arizona and has the capacity to hold 700 people.
This is horrific. A U.S. citizen describes the facility in Arizona that her husband was brought to while he waited to be put on a deportation flight. Dozens of people were crammed into tiny cells, there was a "chain of people vomiting" from filthy toilets, no medical care, and only one meal per day.
ANALYSIS: Colorado Republicans often call for more manual election processes and hand counting of ballots - and Colorado GOP events often make a mess of that process.
Their state assembly on Saturday had 90 more votes than credentialed voters. They decided to count them anyway.
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
nytimes Lauren Sánchez Bezos Won't Apologize for Getting Conjunctivitis from Touching a Dog's Anus
Great read, highly recommend.
Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”
