"Girlfriend in a Saw Trap" got me real good.

I wanna thank whoever cornered the market on awful shirts that say something about how a person is FLUENT IN SARCASM or whatever the fuck. I love knowing when I should avoid a conversation with someone like the plague.

Was not prepared for all that this morning and was just SOBBING at work.

"Visually and gameplay-wise, Mojo Rally is going to blow the opposition away. We have an extremely talented and experienced team in Brighton, and the end product will make you very, very horny."

An excerpt from a 2000 interview with the executive producer of the cancelled Austin Powers kart racing game.

i dont know if you guys know this but if you apply heat to a certain kind of plant and then inhale the hot air it produces you can gain access to a most peculiar sensation

Also it's a bad movie!

It was over a joke about how bad the movie Bullet Train is? And it was like I murdered the person's family. Get a job, man.

I made the mistake of interacting with someone's post on Reddit a couple weeks back and I'm still thinking about how unpleasant and pedantic almost every single person there is. A true hellhole.

Sometimes when I come home on garbage day and see that the neighbors haven't brought in my can yet along with theirs I'll rush inside and not come out until they get home and do it and that's the kind of secret shame only the bluesky people get.

It has been far too long since I've had a milkshake. Is 9 am too early for a milkshake?

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Funny you should say that... lol

Ya ever been completely shook by a dream? Like why was THAT person the one my brain put into an extremely wild sex dream

Also I'm drunk and watched No Hard Feelings tonight too. Completely solid movie!

About to initiate weekend protocols

Random question/not a question but I'd love to hear (at least you and Cabin, who I've seen review it on LB) discuss some Richard Kelly. I wouldn't even no where to put Southland Tales on the WHM/WLM scale to suggest an episode

Jealous

Rapunzel let down your shorts

I JUST DON'T NEED NONE OF THAT MAD MAX BULLSHIT

Ooooooh this sounds good

It can and always gets worse

I think I am more annoyed than a person has ever been right now. A complete raw nerve. Happy Wednesday!

Deeply cursed vibes at work from the moment I pulled in the parking lot and now a mandatory meeting at the end of the day that no one has any clue as to what it pertains to. Ominous! Maybe I'll be let go and be freed from this hellhole

A real Seeso-head I see

I am a bed for cats

If it's "mental illness" to have little bits with yourself i need to be put away

Love to be an absolute fucking idiot who only gets like 3 hours of sleep.

🎶 Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard

God I am SO glad my partner doesn't like RH. I've learned to love a LOT of bad reality tv but we don't go that far.

Thanks for the heads up