Got fired from the hospital cause I kept christening new babies with a champagne bottle over the head

Please get Connor O'Malley on board as CFO or something

Piloted a new improv format tonight and had a ton of fun. It needs a little work but it's really welcoming to new players and takes a TON of guesswork out of scenes to just let people play.

Thanks to @dropout.tv and Hey Riddle Riddle for the separate but equal inspirations

Just a baby drinking coffee, and smoking big cigars

It's not dangerous to authoritarians. It is, however, invaluable to people living under them.

White Claw cans that have been converted into candles at a local store

Next blackout we are lighting up some White Clawndles

White Claw cans that have been converted into candles at a local store

Next blackout we are lighting up some White Clawndles

The Astro Bot game is such a damnation of the Sony corporation, as if they roast themselves. They show they can publish a great, Nintendo-style family experience, and also all these franchises they're tied to, and they do none of this since.

Someone sang "Give Peace a Chance" at karaoke recently and it felt like a hate crime was being committed against everyone in attendance

"The Street Fighter movie looks bad" have you looked into the source material it ain't exactly Shakespeare

To be fair he came out and basically said "uh no"

That's called his rate. Even if he does a bad job they gotta pay him the other two mil

My father-in-law is a bomber. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a bombed Godzilla together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to bomb it today. I will never forget his answer… "We can’t, we don’t know how to do it."

Honestly, bring this back. Enough with the black and white consoles. It should be just a tiny bit embarrassing for an adult to have one of these on the shelf

Who the FUCK cares Liz

Not the point here but I have always loved how the M:I movies honor their own reality breaking tech. For anyone who's ever been like "well now that time travel exists why wouldn't they use it all the time", M:I answers by using this technology in every movie after it appears and it's always awesome

Japan figured out pants

They call them astronuts cause they love space. It's not much more complicated than that

We don't want AI features on Bluesky. Hope this helps

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

As president my first act would be to reopen the Strait of Hormel to reduce chili prices for Americans everywhere

Kelly does it again

i fucking hate elementor but there is not another website builder with as much free shit as it offers so every day i struggle

I will not be doing that

Wow this is nuts actually

Best I can do is slightly unusual

Charles "Entertainment" Norris has died

I remember this *withers and crumbles into dust*

I think the biggest difference between now and the 90s is that "Running a Website" was not a job. You had a website cause it was fun, or you had a passion for a hobby, or because your company needed an online presence. Website should not be a job.