highly recommend homemade dressing and finish with salt/pepper if you’re not already! it’s such a huge difference as a former homemade salad hater

shower beer? more like shower SNEEZE. my allergies are killing me

this is an honor

my federal tax return was accepted. if any of you even care.

why are all the dryers at the laundromat full if you’re washing clothes rn come grab your shit

i wonder if rosie pizza bar knows i take their order cards as a full spiritual card reading

bring back long airpods my ears can’t handle these new short ones

just heard frost children mix sexy bitch with levels avicii i am so thankful for everting 2024 has given me actually

the way i would fuck up an airport pineapple bun…

petition to add chinese bakeries to airports

also i keep forgetting to check bluesky so i will be liking everyone’s week old posts. please know it comes from a place of love and desire to hear your thoughts

how long until someone publishes one of those porn books inspired by wanting the united healthcare ceo assassin to fall in love with them

the mta should invent a commuter train with clean windows

mitt romney girlboss era

one day we’ll be women in tech and figure it out

tell that to my delicious fishbowl experience that i could enjoy over two nights

no i’m drinking fishbowl leftovers

does anyone know how to remove those interests you selected when making your account my discover feed is unusable

i wouldn’t dare miss out on a single sam han thought on any platform