Abandoned Dairy Queen the Perfect Place to Start Terrible Voucher School for Kids the Good Private Schools Don’t Want

Hi, I’m God.

It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

We’re Going to Squeeze an Extra Hot Yoga Class in There Too

By The Open Schools Moms

We’ll Never Get Brain Size and NAEP Scores Up Until C-Sections Are Banned

Opinion | Unless Public Transportation Stops in a Dunkin’ Donuts Drive-Thru, I Have No Choice but to Pay Congestion Pricing Tolls and Drive to Work Every Day

Drinking Raw Milk Probably Won’t Kill Your Kid, So Bottom’s Up, Brynleigh

By Emily Oster

My Children Attend a Publicly-Funded Religious Voucher School That Hasn’t Taught Them to Read or Do Math, but When It Comes to Handling Poisonous Snakes, They Can’t Be Beat

Why Have a Public School System When Children Could Be Learning Something Useful, Like How to Mine Bitcoin?

United States Continues to Make Progress in Not Giving a Shit About Children

Santa Receives Record Complaints From New Yorkers Whose Eric Adams Christmas Morning Resignation Wish Did Not Come True

Not Every Child Is a Good Fit for Private Voucher Schools

But Someone’s Gotta Work in the Meat Processing Plants

Whew, That’s Over.

Now We Can Go Back to Spending More Time Being Transphobic.

By PLACE NYC

What’s the Best Way to Calm Down Distracted, Excited Children the Week Before a Holiday Break?

Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission

The SHSAT Must Stay

I Didn’t Pay $40,000 for Years of Tutoring and Test Prep for My Child to Go to Some Gross NYC High School That Has More Than 25 Black Students

What’s the Best Way to Calm Down Distracted, Excited Children the Week Before a Holiday Break?

Teach Them Lessons From HMH’s “Into Reading” to Bore Them Into Submission

Teachers Who Complain About the Many Unpaid Hours of Labor They Do Outside the Work Day Need to Remind Themselves That Most of Them Are Women

Public Schools Are a Disaster

Take It From Me, Someone Who Has Never Attended a Public School in His Life and Has an Ayn Rand Blow Up Doll

American High Schools Are Doing a Terrible Job of Teaching Teens to Get Married at 18 and Immediately Start Producing Factory Worker Children

By The Heritage Foundation

When you forget to switch to your burner account

“With the vouchers, most of the families attend a private school already. So it’s just a tuition discount with public dollars. You can spend it on whatever you want. My limited edition watch, Trump trading cards, anything.”

If Your First Grader Doesn’t Go to School Tomorrow Dressed as a Gingerbread Cookie (With 48 Hours Notice), His Life Will Be Irreparably Ruined

I had an interesting question asked of me during a PD today with teachers.

A teacher mentioned one of the middle school students told them they were non-binary. She said she didn't know what that means and thinks the kid is making it up.
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Restful Effects of Thanksgiving Weekend Long Gone by 8:30 A.M. Today in Classroom

I Know Current 8th Grade Parents in NYC Are Only 2 Hectic Days Away From the High School Application Window Closing, but Can Anyone Tell Me (Mom of an Especially Astute Second Grader) About These 15 Different High Schools?

Trump’s Selection of Kash Patel to Lead the FBI Erases Conservatives’ Legacy of Racism and Bigotry Completely

With Trump as President Again and Linda McMahon as Secretary of Education, FAPE Will Finally End and Disabled Kids Will No Longer Be Able to Milk the System and Get Special Treatment

Some Stale Bagels or a Hand Sanitizer Give-Away Will Turn Low Teacher Morale Across Nation Around in No Time

After Saving for Years, Teacher Can Finally Afford House

JD Vance Poses as Trump’s Wife It's not fake, he really posted this.

WTF is happening here?

Area Woman’s Family Explains She Was a Terrible Person Long Before She Wanted Kids to Get COVID, Jumped on The Transphobia Express, and Voted for a Rapist