hey dog

gotta get my money up to build the mozzy stick factory

the fucken ziti was my favorite character in the sopranos

oh shit I fucked it up

I did not have relations with that Twitter!!

i did not abandon my blue sky

(flirting) hey can i be the personality hire of the relationship where I bring the fun energy and you fill up the gas tank

college took alma money and it doesn’t even mater

🪐 space bun bunz 🪐

dad at a bbq vibes

how it feels

bodega cats dropping hoodie merch is the highlight of my year

i live in the soup sphere

shazam but to find out if you’re mad at me

cat

if i was one of the oompa loompas everyone would’ve caught these hands even willy

going to shotgun soup out of a can

i just wanna be crossfaded on eagles football and a philly cheesesteak

i always need my escape vehicle for when i need to leave the function

no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend

gm

growing my bangs past my eyes so i can hide from your bullshit

first date idea: we exchange conspiracy theories

no contact implies the existence of yes contact

make it rainbow

minnesota vikings fans in love = skolmates

I'm aging like a fine wine, horizontally in the dark

Who invented tasks I would like a word

it's not so much that those lakes are great just that all the other lakes really suck

I truly don’t understand why “excessive celebration” was ever a thing…. LET THE BOYS DANCE A LIL