Some days I'm "people, not platforms," and some days I'm "potatoes, not people"

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

omgaaaah this just opened a wormhole into the 1987 school library in my mind whoaaa.

[Yesterday, pours rain all day]
"Okay, it's cold AND blowy on top of raining, so let's do the long run tomorrow night. Even if it's raining."

[Today, pours way harder]
"Well, we'll just have to suck it up"

[THUNDERSTORM AND LIGHTNING BEGINS]
"Cool cool cool cool cool cool"

Yeah we've both. been destroyed at the end of the day and it's been pouring so, binging for the win!

We finished this last night. Bananas.

Would love some kind of reverse vacation situation where everyone else goes away for a week so I can relax and not spend any money at home

One minute, you're listening to Bananarama at the pool in 1984, wondering what your adult life will be like. The next, you're scrubbing down the stove to Cruel Summer, thinking "the air is NOT heavy and dry in New York in the summer. This music video was full of lies."

Not answering Slacks because you’re “behind the moon” the day after a holiday? Sure, Jan.

But no really this is amazing (amazing amazing).

TFW you realize the building your appointment is in shares a parking lot with a church. And it's Good Friday. At 3 p.m. (shout out to those raised Catholic that just yelped "oOOohhh.")

About to find out how religious Seattle is!

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

He’s so cool looking!!

😂

It's far easier to start my third day of talking with 4,500 strangers about software knowing my best friend is now also here and waiting for me on the other side. #AssembleYourCrew

Bon voyageeeee! YAY!

I....wow. But also, the "fin" doing the wheelie in the background?🤌

The best!! See, the weather here's lookin goooood haha

The hour-by-hour forecast is vital haha

Well 50s yes, but rain, likely not so much! (Last week it was 35 and snowing soooo....jes.)

We have learned anything less than 70% chance of rain means it will sprinkle for 10 min at some point but otherwise be fabulous haha. And this weekend's lookin good!

a man and a woman are jogging on a sidewalk and the man is holding a dumbbell . Alt: A power-walking couple dressed in 80s workout gear sashaying onto the street with the caption TIME TO ROLL. Indeed, it is.

Y'all are gonna get some good weather at least, huzzah!

Bruh. I cannot wait for you to be here permanently so we can push stupid rocks together. 🫠🤘

Ah yes, the quiet, creeping resignation of having to turn up the font size on my phone once again. Now officially That Guy.

🫠🫠🫠 (she emotes, having just wrapped work at 8 p.m.)

I do, and don't, want to know the outcome of this. Also, I can feeeeeel your hangover. Oof.

CHRIZT0. YAY.
Also, this *thread* gives me anxiety, lawlz.

Actual LOL at this. Thanks for that.

With the boss mixed grip, even. Deadlifts can smell fear and she clearly has zero. Mad respect to Lucy!