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Posts by Kiwi Dave

Oh yeah I had forgotten exactly how bad that song is.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yes, it was so shit that it even took a while for lovers of shit songs to like it.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

You’re missing “I’ve never been to me” by Charlene.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Would be great if she could referee NZ vs South Africa in Baltimore later this year.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

On occasion. You are possibly the best podcaster eating a kebab.

2 months ago 8 0 0 0

Did you see what he just did?

2 months ago 1 0 2 0

Excerpt from Law 8: “Sanction: If the opposing team at a conversion attempt infringes but the kick
is successful, the goal stands. If the kick is unsuccessful, the kicker retakes the
conversion and the opposing team is not allowed to charge.”

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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I took this one from my house in Tauranga last month. I think the most roygbivish one I have ever taken.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

This foreign traveler is interested in where one could go to get a Vegas-like experience (nothing like it, I know) for less dollars. We have been to Vegas many times, but y’all’s price stories are scaring the crap out of me.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

Well, speed of light squared, but yeah!

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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No,, a shithouse is an old word for an outside toilet. You’re saying that you are like a solidly built toilet building. Which is less bad I think.

8 months ago 2 0 1 0

signed “Epstein’s Mom”

9 months ago 12 0 1 0

Kiwi man! Get yer fellow Commonwealth countries right!

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

I live in NZ and do work for American companies. I wake up at 5am every day to see if people have booked me for any meetings starting at 6am (2pm EST).

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yeah I got a bit confused when I made that post. Either Indy or F1 would be great - I like them both.

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

I think a lot of people are surprised that there are penguins who are not too keen on snow or ice.

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11 months ago 17 0 3 0

Yes, I think locked differential is indeed the root cause. He is keeping the same extension on his left leg so he kind of swings it out to account for the shorter stride it needs to take.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Theil is a US citizen (gained NZ citizenship more recently so he could have a bolt hole I think). So it would be tough to ban him. He was born in Germany, but grew up in South Africa.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

It would take ages to fill the gas tank, unless there was a special runny version for cars.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

A BFC seems on its face the opposite of a LFP, yet they are very similar.

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Ron has the best wisdom.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

He should use a prickly cactus to recalibrate his bumhole.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

True (where I live).

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Thanks! I really like the elbows up one on the top right, might use that.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0
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Darn right. Commonwealth countries would be super-pissed.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I think in other commonwealth countries we are starting to do this too (especially tourism). Partly in solidarity, but also simply because of what is happening in the US.

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