at least we don't live in a planned economy amirite

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

Continues to be the best post of 2026.

The fact that this is what people sound like when they are sleep talking makes me think the brain has a language model

Papa! I’m stunting on them, papa! It’s ever so based

The male restroom at the Polymarket Pop Up in DC is disgusting. There's a long and broad enough enough .2 inch puddle that everyone who has to use the urinal splashes. This is not Polymarket's fault but I feel like it was fair to bring this up in the context of their brand image.

This makes it sound like the cast of Mormon Wives harbor grave doubts about Bahrain’s offensive capabilities

Choosing to believe he means World War III

These are mutually exclusive sentences

OBAA is really good

It’s Armando Iannucci’s world, we’re just living in it.

someone is repeatedly googling "how to play your cards right" and getting annoyed that none of the results are helpful

Colin

Mondays are stressful for your followers because we're worried you're going to sprain your thumbs and have to log off

this is amazing!!!!!!!!!!

I really dislike the "if AI is conscious then Claude/Gemini is slavery" because it supposes the problem with slavery is that the slaves were conscious; the problem is actually that they were human.

wait REALLY

Jenny told me the rash is probably fine

A caption at the top says "four of America's Top Business minds on how to lead a fulfilling life." There are four portraits underneath this 1. A shirtless, sweaty man wearing a mask of human skin, which is bleeding says "I think it's backwards that people call mixing all the sodas at the soda fountain a suicide. Is that not an affirmation of life, to want to experience it all?" 2. a Count Orlock-like vampiric figure with greenish skin says "every day I try to do something I've never done before. Yesterday I pretended to be a freight train, moving cargo from station to station, saying choo choo. Today I told every person I met that I loved them. And meant it." 3. An octopus in a tank mounted on top of a torso in a business suit says "Going bald changed my outlook on life a lot. I missed what I was before, but to live is to change. I am not who I was when I had hair, but I am alive." 4. A person whose face is an empty chasm with distant stars inside it, dripping a black sludge says "I made myself an alter-ego for when I wanna be bad. Oh no, Gary Shunt, Mild Mannered Philanthropist wouldn't drink two beers in a night. That'd be crazy. But Richard Danger would."

Four Of America's Top Business Minds On How To Lead A Fulfilling Life

Something I find particularly interesting and telling about the consciousness BS is that it’s pretty clear these people think consciousness is about language use. But it isn’t! My cat is almost certainly conscious, but she cannot use language at all.

It’s incredibly easy to trick yourself into believing the first person account and subsequently that there’s a guy there with drives and desires and to whom things can be left up, in the same way it’s easy to convince yourself a volcano erupts because it’s angry.

We should start using cloaca as the catch-all term

Also harder

He's our mascot he's not supposed to be likeable

I would drive out and visit you!!!

Not hacking like a computer, hacking like an ax

I installed Linux because my father was emotionally distant

If I was a type of rice what rice would I be?

What is a Nigerian jollof?

low key