He can't even outdo himself. Pathetic.

If they confirmed a bar stool, Hegseth would be lining up for a drink.

He's covering that deformed mushroom dick which he believes doubles as his brain and his heart.

Cohen is still looking to spend big money, if necessary, so why not use the deferrals if the players are willing. It frees up cash now for more big name additions.

Matt Gaetz thinks prostitutes are like the froyo shop, buy ten hos, get the 11th free.

I bent over for the soap is more like it

Am I the only one who quietly hums or sings you're my blue sky whenever opening the app?

Scouting for pets!

Saw shit meet fan tonight. Outstanding show and an added bonus having @benstiller.redhour.com and the severance crew sitting directly behind us.

Agreed but to accomplish that, they have stop acting like the other side is playing fair. They need to go on the offensive more and stop playing defense.

I'm not blaming them for losing, I'm saying they need to change their ways if they want to win back the lost seats and they need to adapt over the next 4 years if they want to accomplish any goals.

You just asked billionaires to stop bowing to other billionaires. Pretty sure that ain't happening but it is a lovely sentiment.

That isn't water, it's Trump's diaper bin.

Democrats are too soft. They need to face the fact that they are not playing against a team with the same set of rules and they need to adapt to accomplish anything. If they don't, the next 4 years will be used to set up a long, and ugly run of republican control.

I think that, when you piss yourself during a sobriety test, you don't need to go through with the rest of the test.

Is there a chapter on murdering the CEO of your provider?

Jesus is awful at hide and seek. All these deviants, perverts and criminals find him.

You will, about 2 weeks after the fire ass subsides.

No, Jack, just democracy when it works as intended.

Seems to me, the type of oil that machine uses is sold primarily in sex shops.

Gothmaga Vance might be worse than Oompa Loompa Maga

Then there are adults. Not a world filled only with 8 year olds.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the drone of the adults who speak off camera.

True but what 8 year old boy is spending his money (however he got it) on a tree when there's playstation cash, candy or other such tempting things?

They also want Trump to pardon the insurrectionists.

CB is 8 years old and taking shit for buying a lame tree. Who tasks an 8 year old with buying a tree? The whole story is nuts.

It's a shithole, owned by a shithead, serving shitty food.

So damned jealous.

What bathroom do they use there?

If Canadian illegals are coming here, how come he never wanted a build a wall in the north?