lowkey forgot i had this account lmao

when will the woke mob start paying me

Hadn't even made that connection 😬 bleak

build the company around him i am not joking

"Don't you ever in you mutha f#ckin life dim your light for nobody"

just got fired lmao

Nuctis first two proper eps being Goblins and Babies is insane, i cannot imagine what a first time viewer mustve thought LMAO

dont think ill ever be over Space Babies what was rtd thinking man

why am i shocked by this

omfg will forte in 30 Rock

Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time -The Onion

Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time

yeah i always hear great stuff about his other films and stuff ive just never got round to them lmao, same with Yorgos Lanthimos, i actually dont think ive seen any of his films yet i have to change that.

jesse plemons is so good in el camino, gotta watch more of his stuff.

If you see this, post your favourite Pokémon!

First Pokemon i ever used in a game and its my most played Pokemon game, i love Chimchar.

[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter]
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!

im gonna be so brain rotted in like even a few months time i cannot wait

i hate how im the second one

every trans girl is either some sysadmin living in a huge flat filled w plushies and $20k of special interests or a barista in a 2 sqm room thats 80% black mold and survives off cigarettes she found in the gutter and both think their experience is universal (theyre also dating)

call me marie antionette the way i let peasants eat my cake

beating my monster addiction by switching to meth

ive found myself using that one a couple times recently LMAO

you are actually so right with that, damn shame that dude died in a shootout and never had a chance to wrestle again post his match with samoa joe

i am going to use this phrase until the end of time now, what a wordsmith

it IS about fuck off

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

if only i were lucky enough for a hbomberguy to visit me in my sleep

like ill watch the episode back when im done w work tomorrow but goddamn you TK

istg TK books the funnest matches and segments for the episodes i can never watch live