The phone is the greatest invention

I still got it

Like really got it

I surprise myself on how I got it

They fr had me in the first half but #remontada

A knights life is too intense

I got a baby shower I got invited to but they won’t let me DJ so I have decided to not attend

My favorite word for this month has been “aforementioned”

My dream is to be able to fly or dunk

I can’t wait to get my life started once this whole Covid thing blows over

Okay but in a wraith9 type of way

“If he wanted to he will” … I’m trying

Getting to that age where everyone’s true swag starts to unravel

I became a Jedi

Open bar is an evil thing

It’s all about class

I either go hard on the paint or I stay home

I got got

All opps don’t watch soccer

Being a cowboy isn’t easy

If I say this they gonna say I said that and if I say that they gonna say I said this