I’ll be committing; don’t you worry.

But for real pg is the og, prisma is well - 50 queries per page load even with batching, but Postgres.js is the package that brings good wine to the afters.

It’s the only package I support financially on GitHub dot com.

My favourite children’s entertainment character was en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjami... for a reason. 🐘

I’m thinking of doing it dressed as an elephant 🐘.

I’m starting back on the CFP bandwagon. Concept: Postgres connectors and js.

I make a healthcare platform. Despite best efforts, we’ve ended up with 3 different connectors for Postgres.

Why? Streaming, dynamic tables, types, performance.

Know more about js+Postgres tradeoffs than ever wanted to.

With enough buckfast anything is possible

I guess you can have a Goldilocks site and hope you never get more feature requests.

I swear it’s all tech bros and brodettes. The safest place to have a nodejs emergency.

Having now used Prisma for a few years, I continue to not know who it's for.

If you have a very simple app with tiny CRUD - it's an overly complex abstraction.

If you have a complex site, you spend so much time doing `$executeRaw()` as the regular queries can be insanely inperformant.

Summer goes real hard compared to my race to normalize data before fly.io strangles us all.

Friends don't let friends choose fly.

The amount of clients who said "your x is broken" when really fly.io had some documented or undocumented outage would cumulate to double digits.

Taking a break from my journey in the 🐘's data labyrinth to edit a few more photos from Samhain.

I super appreciate being invited by the Summer Queen to atternd (and slink into the afterparty).

I can see why every 2nd London tech person has told me they're moving to Edinburgh.

This image is an onion.

Like a t-trex you only see movement.

Does seem awfully close to, “can’t repair shattered kneecaps” mafioso energy.

The one thing I'm taking away from this is:

Links can be slow?

First, we normalize the database, then: we denormalize the database. However, following that, it appeared prudent to normalize the database. Upon recent consideration, it may...

Yes, the elephant is with me in the room right now. 🐘

I have been burnt on Sony flagships by their lack of ongoing support for the A1, even if it would be real nice to have that AI autofocus.

Asgard Photobooth - RNConf2024 ⚛️📱 52 new items · Album by Marcel Cutts

🍞📸 FRESH OUT THE OVEN 📸🍞

The final edits for @reactnativelondon.co.uk are here! It was a blast to take a day off tech and do something creative.

Vibes for the conference were excellent and I hope to catch more talks next time.

Tag your friends if you spot them!
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HMMMM it’ll come out on PC eventually. I am holding strong, kupo.

Even more

More 'togs! Thanks @reactnativelondon.co.uk for a tech conference after-party that wasn't cringe. (Rare)

WHAT IS HAPPENING @onlydans.gg @grabbou.com @mrousavy.com @marcel.gg @reactnativelondon.co.uk

You're every app dev's worst nightmare - the never updater.

Can we ever deprecate anything? No! People are still using that terrible endpoint on older versions of the app. 😅

You can even get a print!

(Valid until the printer’s machine spirit grows displeased.)

@reactnativelondon.co.uk

First 'tog of @reactnativelondon.co.uk ft.
@tazsingh.com @danabra.mov @samuel.bsky.team

Do you want 'tog? Come say high in the non-neon-light sponsor zone

What if I told you - moving pictures are devilry?

The only reason I have a to get a ps5. I’m trying not to let nostalgia get to me even if there’s a moogle cuddly toy in the house.

Is it not long? Are you not entertained?

Did you know fly.io Postgres instances max out at 500GB? Neither did we.

If you want the visage of stress across medical data ask me tomorrow at @reactnativelondon.co.uk

It reminds me of my first startup where I migrated data from a sick MySQL DB to a Postgres instance w/o annihilating prod.

Ah, I see android dev is still as dark an art as I endured it 10 years ago.

I just want my boxes and lines.