fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

I haven't had time to play this yet, but I believe a small (tiny) snippet of text in the game came from me! Well worth checking this out on Steam or iOS I reckon...

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

I've always dreamed of becoming a skeleton that serves environmental storytelling purposes one day

Valve Announces Steam Machine, a New Video-Game Console The US gaming company behind the popular, handheld Steam Deck is making a living-room device for PC games

Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I've really been enjoying Ball X Pit. Highly recommended if you like Vampire Survivors.

The biggest ideological difference between Twitter and BlueSky is that for some reason people on BlueSky love baseball

me: it’s important people realise it was never a thing that muppet movie adaptations only feature one human. they feature many humans.

executioner: those were your last words!?

Have I Got Cruise For You

(If I were allowed a second guess, it would be the equally terrible: "Do you want the good cruise, or the bad cruise?")

It's been a year and a half since I launched "Applying For Game Dev Jobs Simulator". It's only gotten worse since then, from what I can tell.

adamburt.itch.io/applying-for...

This is fantastic. However, if you'd like some feedback, I feel strongly that the pole in this scenario should visibly be a telephone pole. Thank you.

The RAM on his computer is the MVP of the film, it really keeps up with the amount of software he's juggling. He has so many tabs open.

If you like the idea of watching Ice Cube use Microsoft Teams for 90 minutes, the new "War of the Worlds" movie on Amazon Prime is for you.

i think whatever generation comes next will wonder why we thought the internet was cool

Xbox's Forza Horizon 5 is the top selling new PS5 game of 2025 Forza Horizon 5's PS5 port has surpassed three million copies sold, making Microsoft's racing game the top new PS5 game…

Forza Horizon 5's PS5 port has surpassed three million copies sold, making Microsoft's racing game the top new PS5 game of 2025.

www.gamesindustry.biz/xboxs-forza-...

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

honestly not right now, the funk soul brother

I once wrote a collection of short stories about futuristic technology, and none of the speculative ideas I could dream of about the future of transportation were as dumb as "let's put a Hitler-flavoured AI in a car"

A selfie taken by Adam Burt

Unfortunately I'm leaving today so I'll miss your session, but here's the selfie at least 😂 Good luck, you'll smash it!

Leaving Develop in Brighton early this year, but it has been a pleasure.

There's lots of reasons to be pessimistic about the games industry lately, but I always feel better after spending time with the wonderful humans who are, against all the odds, still making brilliant things.

Superman Isn’t Trying to Be Political. We Just Have Real-Life Supervillains Now.

What a headline.

Another year, another fantastic @vgim.bsky.social Business Breakfast.

A big hand to @gamespress.com for sponsoring and to @ansiblecomms.com, @dandawkins.bsky.social and @mattreyn.games for the games media chat.

And a really big thank you to all the attendees - great to see you there!

I'm headed to Develop in Brighton this morning! Only going to be there for around 24 hours this year, so if you wanna say hi, you're going to have to just dive in as soon as you see me. Good news though, I like talking to people from the internet. Let's get to it.

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

Bungie were absolutely cooking in those days - I still find it amazing that the line "I am a monument to all your sins" is from Halo 2, and not like... a classic novel or something.

I reckon either we'll still be working our way through adding roguelike elements to every other genre in history, or it'll be an Outer-Wilds-like.