90s kids staring at their Tamagotchis

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TFW you already heard the story of the Gråkappan

Tubi or not Tubi

What is this - Severance for ants?

“Yes this is real” HOLY HELL

Time to move to LinkedIn

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When my wife asks how many more Pop-Tarts Bowl memes I have left:

Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.

Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Blahnukkah

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

Division Doink

UNC basketball plays the way I approached school assignments (and tbh my adult assignments, too) — wait forever to get started, get more motivated the closer I get to the deadline, then furiously scramble to file by my deadline and either beat the buzzer or come agonizingly close.

Free basketball in Maui. Thank you, S3th Trimbl3.

Terry’s Chocolate Vegas Showdown.

Here’s what Outlook being down the Monday before Thanksgiving taught me about B2B SaaS sales:

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Welcome!

Please no Tyson-Paul spoilers. Netflix DVD of the match arrives in a few weeks.

Mug of cold brew coffee

Good morning.

could everyone please log off netflix, i'm trying to watch emily in paris

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

We're so back.

Ok, I'll bite.

What's a Bluesky?

I finished bluesky a few months ago but I'm still completing all the side quests

PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab
Rangoon, things of that nature."

Hopefully I don't have to dust off my Mastodon.

One year later, still setting up my bsky.

Why doesn't DJ Khaled like white bread?

Because wheat the best.

I’m at the store. Does anyone need any Bluesky