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Posts by TheDancingPanda
As someone who lives in PA, I think people are mostly frustrated that Shapiro is advertising this as a big win while other things in the state completely fall apart
Finally a presidential move from Shapiro
I was thinking back the other day. I miss this crew
I have a politics podcast and it’s still running
New episode out about Epic Fury. You can listen anywhere, but here’s an Apple Podcasts link just in case: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
This is a weird day to plug this, seeing as how my government is committing illegal acts across the globe, but, if for some reason you want to listen to some music, I released a new song and a video to go with it.
youtu.be/wg-ffx7-s6U?...
Forever banger
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
Uh, among baseball fans, probably, because we were discussing the baseball hall of fame.
It’s probably second most, after Barry Bonds.
I think you mean “any indication”
But anyway, since you admit you don’t know the details, you should stop trying to explain it. He was betting directly on the team he was managing, and lied multiple times about that during the investigation.
He also committed statutory, which kept him out longer.
Some of my fav cinematics in a game in recent history
I used to think Mad Men was like the Sopranos or American Psycho in that the main character was a giant piece of shit and that the people who identified with them were misinterpreting the point.
I was wrong: Don Draper is a piece of shit, but it’s absolutely written as a power fantasy.
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
@dannybkelly.bsky.social nice Barsuk records hat
Yeah, the problem with what I guess I'll call Ezra Klein-style liberalism is that it holds that ideas work like tokens that do not have any inherent moral valence, you can trade them and exchange them and they do not actually say anything about the person holding them
Dennis Hopper’s character in Blue Velvet is like one step from being a Tim Robinson character
the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC.
every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray
they're gonna repeat, Go Birds
Time to buy! Stocks are low! Buy the dip!
Coworking at the Costco food court is MENSA mode
@craighorlbeck.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social the deli near me has officially been Big Dom pilled
A good use of AI would be using 77,000 gallons of water to create a video of Tua Tagovailoa completing a pass of beyond ten yards.
As if irony isn’t already dead, the Hatch Act violation on the DOJ website, which blames Democrats for the shutdown, appears on the page advising DOJ employees they are subject to the Hatch Act. joycevance.substack.com/p/a-note-abo...
Bro let Walker run it in!!!
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
@dannybkelly.bsky.social ok so, theoretically, how many games would Darnold need to lose (where it’s clear the offense is what is making them lose) to start Milroe?
lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.