I had an edible and then walked 4 miles on my desk treadmill while watching a hockey VOD.

I'm getting the hang of Python, but man I will never get over how much worse the documentation for libraries tends to be vs Java.

A digital drawing of the Pokémon Carnivine. Art by AwfulCreature

Carnivine!

Tattoo progress picture of the biomechanical design on my left arm. Several sections between the "panels" are filled in with abstract mechanical cabling and a purple background. The first picture is a side view of my arm and shows some work which is near my elbow.

Tattoo progress picture of the biomechanical design on my left arm. Several sections between the "panels" are filled in with abstract mechanical cabling and a purple background. The second picture is more of a front view and shows the inner surface of my elbow.

More tattoo! Continued shoutout to my artist Adam Miller at Not Occult Tattoo www.instagram.com/adammillerta...

What's up with its license plate? Looks AI generated?

Getting tattooed anywhere around the elbow sucks so bad.

Was waiting at a light rail stop and heard a rooster letting out the most perfect "cockadoodledoo". Bit late for sunrise, but absolutely nailing the execution.

I see that bar of items, I know what you've done.

It's certainly the only one that even *tries* to do anything interesting. And I'll take a dozen imperfect but ambitious attempts over "a new hope, again", or "somehow, palpatine returned".

We definitely need an equivalent for himbo, but that just makes me think of cilantro and basil.

It's also real rich coming from a Trump supporting republican.

The Domino's app shows you the name of the person working on your order. Back before we moved, there was an employee named "Kennybabes", and we'd cheer when we saw their name because they always did such a great job, and had such a memorable name.

a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening . Alt: The gif of the guy tapping his head because he just said something super smart, much like I just did.

Put the current clothes in a nice pile and you're only like 30 seconds from being ready.

Phone games, podcasts, ebooks, a 1-handed controller, Pokemon Lets Go (only needs one joycon to play).
But yeah, you'll probably be antsy and bored a lot.

Buncha people who won't be satisfied with anything less than perfect instant revolution, and aren't working towards revolution either.

OoT water temple's reputation is overblown. MM water temple is actually that bad though.

A selfie of AwfulCreature with a sparkly filter over the picture.

I'm 37 years old today! 🎉✨

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me about the open vs. closed status of mine and Megan's marriage, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

(Both times I was asked occurred within the span of a week.)

One of the presenters on the Artemis stream is named "Megan" and it's really making for an attention grabbing second screen experience.

Wild. I applied to a single college in 2005, early access, and with middling grades. I already knew I'd been incredibly lucky in life, but even still I think I hadn't realized the depths of it.

Not sure if this is quite what you're looking for, but Cyberpunk 2077. I've spent hundreds of hours in that game across multiple playthroughs, and even still I'm getting the itch for another.

We can argue if they belong under J, B, or 0, but at least we agree they go together.

The thing that stands out to me is it being 92 of them. The number of protons in my body has 20-something digits. To confidently say there were 92 antiprotons in the experiment is such a cool level of precision.

What do the other turtles do while Donatello is single-handedly making all those sick vehicles?

Files can still be put on them via USB at least. So good motivation to not buy ebooks from them anymore.

The thing is that this is kinda legitimately true though. Cheese made in America wins tons of awards. We *also* have barely passable as food cheese-like products, but it's far from the only cheese America makes.

Not just the medieval yoga pants, but what's in them. BotW and TotK gave Zelda a booty.
They also gave her way more of a personality. Cute, nerdy, and booty puts her at #1 for me.

I hate when my phone tells me app updates are available. Auto-update is on, just take care of it.

I suspect the way this happens across cultures makes me think it's probably not just a human thing. If there's only one of a thing, it'd be weird to give it a proper name that's different from its category name. Only aliens with multiple moons don't have one named "moon".

Sim Sebow is a sith in a book that fans insist is exceptional but who will never make it into anything Disney makes.