Ohhhhhh
That's what that thing is for

He learned how to razor his ear from Vince McMahon

That was a wrestling move

Not even into xlov but language nerd has great respect for this one

I would have anything for WIP Wednesday, but I been travelling and I still need someone to help talk me through wee gaps in the plot... Plots

No idea what I'm doing in London tomorrow

Can of banana makgeoli and can of strawberry makgeoli

Today was banana
Tomorrow strawberry

Good job, boss

San ATEEZ

Changbin Stray Kids

They're playing an orchestral version of abcdefu at forum and mason

Sitting in green park
Not sure if I'm allowed to be sitting in the actual flowers, but it was the only shady spot

Me, looks up cheap pub food in London
Computer: have you tried the seven dials market?
Knees: you're not gonna catch me a second time!

Is there supposed to be a terrifying choir of angels singing in the Panthéon ?

What was that

You know how sometimes you go on vacation but you don't feel great and you don't end up enjoying yourself?
I need breakfast
#Paris

I've apparently inherited a small Iranian family...

I was led to believe this was going to taste like cool ranch
It's what happens when a corn chip has to attempt cool ranch from memory or a vague description

Guess who ate shit so hard her glasses fell off in the middle of the road in seven bells

Guess who's also sitting in the emergency room with a possible sprained thumb

I forgot that I wasn't in California and my bed is shaking BC the person in the glorified coffin next door was probably moving

I just farted and I'm inside this little box and the smell won't leave

😀#lalalalala #aroundtheworld #atouchofclass #petekonemann YouTube video by Big Merla

I'm trying not to laugh and wake up the entire capsule hotel

youtube.com/shorts/4vbMg...

*sings the theme song*

Right?!

They need ingredient for a Kookiepie

I keep fucking forgetting to take my diabetes medicine

Just got a bunch of books for free BC I asked if they had any broken ones I could practice with

You: Ready for hot girl summer.

Me: Ready for middle-aged woman with fair skin and cold alcoholic drinks in the shade summer.

No such thing

I keep laying on my hair
And I can't get up BC it's so long and now I'm stuck

a raccoon and two cats are eating from a bowl ALT: a raccoon and two cats are eating from a bowl

Serbia: Source of vampires

Romania: Home of Vlad the Impaler

Hungary: