Lads i've done it. I slowly lured my gf into being interested in 40k by sending her memes....and now she's in so deep she's crackin lore accurate jokes of her own. I'm so desperately in love with her.

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Forget the paycheck, employees really want a raise in emotional salary headline

If anyone said the phrase "emotional salary" to me, I would simply start throwing things at them

simply *the* most dogshit poster of all time. he does not have a funny bone in his body and it makes him so sad and confused. i know fellas who use big bang theory gifs in groupchats and they're funnier than this. guys who put themselves down as jedi on the census.

An important PSA from me, the protagonist of existence #SpotifyWrapped

open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

What if Moby turned up to the Oscars with Christopher Nolan's hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?

the storefront of a place called “Mahps”

they don’t lohve you like I lohve you

Because everyone's new here, i'm getting follow backs from some of my favourite accounts from twitter, and the dopamine buzz is exquisite.

Slowly acclimating to the psychological new car smell of this place. Its nice tho. Havent seen a post about pretend internet money yet. Dont seem to be able to do gifs tho, which may be a deal breaker...

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:

1. You have to have 45 pints in about 2 hours.
2. Then have a packet of Crips.
3. And then an auld package of eehhh peanuts.
4. And 3 more anyway.

Seeing your Twitter mutuals gradually appear on here