it would suck to be on an amazing adventure in a strange and magical land with a talking lion and then one day you're like, Oh god fucking damn it this is all catholic isn't it

Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular

CBC headline "Toronto Blue Jays hope to take World Series lead against Los Angeles Dodgers in Game 5"

So the CBC are mind readers now?

on the first page of a book they used to say that you should never buy books at a discount with the covers ripped off. and it always made me mad i paid full price. no one ever told me where this coverless bookstore was

Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

Henry Badowski - "My Face" [England, New Wave](1982) The whole album Life Is A Grand is prolly the best forgotten new wave record of the whole period. Recently reissued for the first time in 40-plus years. A true gem.

Henry Badowski - "My Face" [England, New Wave](1982) The whole album Life Is A Grand is prolly the best forgotten new wave record of the whole period. Recently reissued for the first time in 40-plus years. A true gem.
https://redd.it/1nbr0bg
https://youtu.be/EOuPeVbsej8

Snoop's ignorance reminds me of this dynamite passage from Bill Russell's book "Second Wind." He wrote this in 1979 and it still applies today: People use children to express their bigotry and narrow-mindedness.

*stuck in traffic because of an accident ahead* this better be good

A credit from CONVOY reading “and Ernest Borgnine as Dirty Lyle”

The six words every woman wants to hear

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride.

However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Gorgeous!!

Mel Brooks Hilarious Cary Grant Story | Carson Tonight Show YouTube video by Johnny Carson

This clip has a way of disappearing off YouTube - but here Mel Brooks (#BOTD) tells the story of meeting - and hanging out with - Cary Grant. It's kind of a famous story but it's how he TELLS it. Starts at 9 minutes in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjK...

Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?

Every streaming service should have two categories for documentaries, “Documentaries” and “Okay, But, Like, Actual Documentaries”.

I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug

my most Gen X coded belief is that cities and the culture at large suffer profoundly for the near-complete death of alt-weeklies

An appalling human being glorying in her own awfulness. Deserves to be shunned by all, a total pariah.

Look you might not like Carville, but you have to admit that, 33 years ago, he helped the most charismatic politician of my lifetime win 43% of the vote against an unpopular incumbent in the middle of a recession. Surely he knows what he's talking about.

The surviving types of studio movies:
- Brutal horror-comedy shot in Australia
- Ordinary Man Has Awesome Kill Skills
- Authorized musician biopic
- Christian film that looks like Skyrizi ad
- Arch auteurist bit from 31yo A24 guy
- Christopher Nolan (biennial)
- 2010-style raunch comedy (biennial)

Trump showing off a Tesla

Kirk VanHouten showing off race car bed

Reagan was such a good president that you can see his impact on nearly every measure of America's economy and livelihood ♥️ in that he destroyed everything for everyone and is in hell being tortured by demons right now

Man, what a contrast between Conan's Oscar monologue and the one Shane Gillis did on yesterday's SNL. The confidence of a pro who rolls with the jokes that don't land very hard versus a comedian who doesn't even seem comfortable telling jokes.

Turns out she was trying to think of the name "Karla Sofia Gascon" and in the process conflated the name "Oscar de la Hoya" with "LaToya Jackson."

Watching the latest ep of SEVERANCE with my wife. When the sinister nurse character was onscreen, she asked, "Is that Oscar de la Toya?" You will never in a million years guess what the hell she was talking about.

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

Not Like Us sitting there waiting like chekov’s gun right now

Carol Channing wearing a long white coat walking ahead with a marching band behind her

Carol Channing leads the way at the 1970 Super Bowl halftime show.

drake now has kendrick right where he wants him