tshirt says i fuck loud as hell if you don't like it i suggest you go to another wingstop for a quieter dining experience

i logged into bluesky to say:

edward teach in this.

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE. I LOVE LGBTQIA+ PEOPLE. I LOVE QUEER PEOPLE. I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE. I LOVE GAY MEDIA. I LOVE FICTIONAL AND REAL LGBTQIA+ CHARACTERS. I LOVE QUEER JOY. okay I'm going back to watching Heated Rivalry now, no spoilers

guess who has two thumbs and adhd and severe executive disfunction and took an eternity to attempt to sign into bluesky after their phone decided to cark it on october 22nd

matt berry, simon pegg, nick frost, keira knightley, get fucked. /neg

fuck all transphobes and fuck actors who choose to do work for Her franchises. you are helping to get her more money, which she will use to harm us. I don't care how much I have loved you for decades. you are dead to me.

edward teach doesn't know how to un-tense his body. why do his arms feel like that

Rhys licking an alien pop

out here doing my best*

*rotting on the couch

yup

mike mills are you free on thursday

or, we could feed children in schools

thank you!!

if anyone is a member of the rhys darby faction discord could you kindly send me an invite please

my brain when I'm trying to sleep

my browser decided to take it upon itself to move 637 "inactive" tabs to a special section and then save them backwards from the order I had arranged them in and I don't think my browser understands that I was planning to read all 637 of those fics

I need to start doing this

i say "don't debase yourself for a man who hasn't a single tureen on board" to myself at least once a day

ewwwwww

they grow up so fast

signal boost pls? 🥹🫂

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

These lips have not separated since the Revenge sailed away from the inn

what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS

ed bought a lava lamp and some disco lights and is dressed in hot pink from head to toe dancing by himself in his living room

he misses stede a lot but he is afraid to reach out and tell him. he feels like too much. he's overthinking again.

he's been crying on and off this whole time, and also laughing because it's kind of funny actually, waking up and immediately listening to a sad song within 30 seconds of consciousness. it's 2pm and he still hasn't turned it off.

he doesn't know how to stop feeling so much that it's like drowning in an amorphous blob of various intense emotion. but crying actually helps sometimes.

edward teach woke up this morning and immediately turned on The Night We Met by Lord Huron. he has been listening to it on repeat all day. this isn't about a specific heartbreak or anything. he's just fucking sad about so many things. he just feels a lot.

ofmd ed feeling like a million bucks

feeling like a million bucks 👍

this is the time for scifi fans to exercise the ultimate depth and breadth of their creativity

make them shut down the hotline

use all your best Borg jokes