BOROWITZ REPORT 4/22/26 Iran Warns It Considers Having to Spend More Time With JD Vance an Act of War TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In a major setback for Donald J. Trump, Iranian negotiators warned on Wednesday that having to spend “even one more minute” with JD Vance would be considered "an act of war." "We spent twenty-one hours with this odious loser and refuse to endure such excruciating torture ever again,” the Iranians’ statement read. According to White House sources, Trump hopes that the mere specter of being trapped in the same room as Vance will compel Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and abandon their nuclear program. But his strategy could run afoul of the Geneva Conventions, which consider a human repellent like Vance a biological weapon.

#Satire # Humor #Iran #Vance #Alt

BOROWITZ REPORT 4/22/26
Iran Warns It Considers Having to Spend More Time With JD Vance an Act of War

HOT TAKES: The Men We Pretend Not to Know CNN exposed an online rape market. The deeper scandal is the male culture that still treats men like this as aberrations instead of sons of the house.

#rape #Abuse #Women #Men #accountability #Culture

“ This rot grows in the everyday male culture that teaches women can be reduced, rated, mocked, and handled. A man who cannot bring himself to humiliate Kyle at the water cooler is no man at all.”

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Of course they are….it is what men do when given a
green light to do as they wish to those under their control.

Ohio GOP senators pass bill to punish cities for gun regulations • Ohio Capital Journal The Ohio Senate Republicans passed a bill that would penalize local governments for enacting gun safety regulations.

The Ohio Senate Republicans passed a bill that would penalize local governments for enacting gun safety regulations. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/04/21/o...

Perhaps Turkey will follow on the heels of Hungary and get their democracy back.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Amid allegations of heavy drinking, FBI Director Kash Patel is hoping to seem sober by scheduling a joint appearance with Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, sources close to Patel revealed on Tuesday. “I need to hold a press conference with Pete after he's been on an epic bender,” Patel reportedly told his staff. “If you can't find him, get Jeanine Pirro.” Appearing with Hegseth carries with it certain risks, however, as Pentagon staffers have reported that merely standing next to him has made them drunk. But Patel told sources he is desperate to “do anything” to save his job, sobbing, “I can't go back to flying coach.”

#Satire #Humor #Patel #Hegseth #Alt

BOROWITZ REPORT
Patel Hopes to Look Sober by Scheduling Joint Appearance With Hegseth

You Have To Protect Yourself YouTube video by PoliticsGirl

#California #corporations #insurance #Corruption

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Longtime Immigration Court Interpreter Arrested by ICE at South Texas Airport The state’s only licensed Hindi, Punjabi, and Urdu legal interpreter is now languishing in a Raymondville detention center. She’s lived in America for 35 years.

“It’s not targeting criminals, it’s not targeting dangerous people, it’s targeting individuals who are members of our community, who have a lot to offer and continue to offer a lot of positive things for our entire country and our society.”

It is just hope and I do have my eyes open believe me

The problem with vet bills – a dog-owning economist explains Paying for your pet’s treatment is not like other kinds of spending.

The problem with vet bills – a dog-owning economist explains.

Similar pressures and financial conflicts of interests in some cases in Canada too. The move to large corporations owning too much (vertical integration) should be discouraged.
#Canada #Pets #VetMed
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Spain pushes to end EU-Israel association agreement – POLITICO - Europe Sánchez has emerged as one of Israel’s most vocal critics in the EU. He accused Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of committing genocide in Gaza and

Spain pushes to end EU-Israel association agreement – POLITICO

https://www.europesays.com/europe/17240/

Sánchez has emerged as one of Israel’s most vocal critics in the EU. He accused Israel’s Prime Minister…

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

Having lost both family member and friends to pancreatic cancer, I was very excited to hear this news. Let's hope we can eradicate this terrible disease. #LoveScience #health

Well I can dream. It all starts with a dream

Dean Blundell (@deanblundell) Gen Stan McChrystal on Pete Hegseth: “Those are the words of a potential war criminal, right there.” “The Secretary of Defence is a disgraced Major who was kicked out of the DC National Guard.”

#Hegseth #WarCriminal #Video

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We The People Act Now (@wethepeopleactnow) Please listen to the parts of the voter suppression bill (“Save act”) that is not getting enough airwaves. We need to keep calling representatives 202-224-3121 (as many times a day as we like!) to sto...

#Elections #Voters #Suppression #Republicans #Purges #Video

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Still with so mane retiring, one can hope

Major Good News!! We are Breaking Through!! Good morning, everyone.

#Goodnews #Environment #Habitat #kindness #Community #Videos

Aaron Parnas 4/19/26 GOOD NEWS ONLY

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That is a depressing thought

Could if we take enough seats. In Hungary it was a surprise how many they took. But you are probably right. They would retire first.

Let’s impeach instead

We better vote our asses off, all while staving off every Trump effort to throw the election results

Hoping the argument made by Magya that ORBAN’S party wasn’t legit because it dismantled their democracy is one we use with Trump and MAGA

Wow.

US, you can do this.

Traitor. Hope Maine doesn’t forget.

“The House just failed to end Trump’s Iran war by ONE vote.

213-214.

One Democrat.

Jared Golden of Maine.

That’s it. That’s the margin.

One Democrat crossed the aisle and gave Trump the war”. - Brian Allen X

Australia’s oil refinery in Geelong was blown up. Seems like sabotage to me. Here’s a list of other refineries that have mysteriously caught fire. Could the trump government be doing this?

Trump DOJ loses again, now 0 for 5 on voter roll cases, as court rejects Rhode Island lawsuit U.S. District Judge Mary S. McElroy, a Trump appointee, called the DOJ’s widespread voter roll demands a “fishing expedition.”

This is what happens when the law doesnt support your corrupt election grab www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Protestors in Australia have gotten round hate speech laws in Queensland which bans use of the phrase “from the river to the sea” by singing a song with that phrase in it. Beautiful fb.watch/GyvK1PGHw_/?...

Yet another #recall

#SCOTUS