Gordon Brown, texture like sun

That Gmail "Manage Subscriptions" feature is an absolute game changer. Trimmed so many spammy mailing lists away that I could never be arsed unscubscribing from

Went to see Ten Thousand Hours at the fringe there. Absolutely mind blowing acrobatics

Started watching golf the past couple of weeks. What’s surprised me most is how often the commentators anthropomorphise the balls

Best part of being a throuple must be the constantly viable games of Go Fish

There's a Hamas secret base under pollen

Realtime Trains, FlightRadar and Marine Traffic. The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost

Saw this really striking bullfinch in the garden earlier and it's made my evening

Reckon the Turkish barber could upsell me anything. Full MOT

No vibe coding, no agentic IDE, no GPT questions. Just 400mg of caffeine to the dome and the most vile dubstep from the mid 2000s I can find. Coding as nature intended

Not quitting twitter until I find the niche on here full of tweets about ghouls, minions, contraptions, creations, experiments, henchmen etc

Slowly acquiring a pub quiz nemesis. This is exhilarating

Maybe the kick you need is trading me Malik Nabers....

I can't get into T20 cricket tbh, I've got into 5 day tests cause I love the whole strategy of it. Might get into UFL if it reaches a 5th season

Already feeling the UK summer sports drought. Can feel myself giving test cricket a second glance. How are the qualifiers getting on at Roland Garros. Can I take an F1-brain and watch some cycling?

Who the hell called it the male bikini line instead of Nutbush City Limits

Don't Dream It's Over must be a karaoke nightmare, never comes in a the same time twice. Maybe you can just vibe it out

32 years old and just had to do a "please mister can we get our ball back?"

Just learned there's a Foo Fighters tribute band from Dunfermline with an incredible name. Foo Fifers

To this day I've no idea if the Spanish announce table in the wrasslin was actually broadcasting or just a prop to get put through

Ahab really said a lot of fucked up cold shit to a whale that doesn't speak English

Forgot my dinner plans so had to pretend I'd not already had ramen when I went for hotpot. 90% broth at this point

Get irrationally angry about those Australian twins who try to talk in sync

Y'all are sleeping on hair-brained schemes. Got to be among the top 5 scheme types

They were never bringing Lilt back. They're lying to us

Don't hear of anyone getting pickpocketed these days. Much to think about

Fallen under the trance of a picture of a whale at my local pub quiz

Getting a bit too into Beck lately

Keep on skeeting on

They do fine considering they're just brain farts into a void